Has anyone ever tried microwaving their chocolate bars?

Clippy

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Let me tell you it's a good time.

Nothing like the melty sensation of warm chocolate in your mouth

It's a delecate procedure, just a few seconds or it's disaster! I put the wrapper and all in there so I have a handle

something like an Aero or Mirage with bubbles

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Try it guys, there's nothing like a hot chocolate bar
 
Pfff microwave. Just sit on that shit until it melts.
 
yes the best.

Let me tell you it's a good time.

Nothing like the melty sensation of warm chocolate in your mouth

It's a delecate procedure, just a few seconds or it's disaster! I put the wrapper and all in there so I have a handle

something like an Aero or Mirage with bubbles

mirage__37979.1516993178.386.513.jpg


Try it guys, there's nothing like a hot chocolate bar
 
When I was ten or so we tried to melt some chocolate like that and it caught on fire or some shit. Quality thread.
 
Quite the opposite, I like mine straight out of the freezer.
 
Quite the opposite, I like mine straight out of the freezer.

Oh fuck you

Hard and hurts your teeth

chocolate is meant to be melted not hard and frozen
 
Yu shoud never need to bite hard into a bar
 
Only thing worse is finding easter chocolate from two ears ago and some of it turned white

so you go from excited at your discovery to a deep loathing
 
@Clippy It bothers me that you have the dancing cormier in the second location rather than the third. Have you no regard for symmetry? You heathen.
 
Only thing worse is finding easter chocolate from two ears ago and some of it turned white

so you go from excited at your discovery to a deep loathing
It's harmless. Fat blooming. Like me.
 
Should melt in your mouth, not before it gets there!

It will never fucking melt if it's in the fridge

chocolate in your mouth should not be shared with a cold sensation
 
sometimes I freeze the blood of women I kill and will need to throw it in the old 'wave for 30 seconds or so to do what I need with it
 
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