Has anyone ever tried microwaving their chocolate bars?

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  1. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Let me tell you it's a good time.

    Nothing like the melty sensation of warm chocolate in your mouth

    It's a delecate procedure, just a few seconds or it's disaster! I put the wrapper and all in there so I have a handle

    something like an Aero or Mirage with bubbles

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    Try it guys, there's nothing like a hot chocolate bar
     
  2. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    <OKC16>

    Pause
     
  3. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    You work in radar?
     
  5. CoolB Black Belt

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    Pfff microwave. Just sit on that shit until it melts.
     
  6. fromTheAshes KoSkater Blue Belt

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    yes the best.

     
  7. FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    When I was ten or so we tried to melt some chocolate like that and it caught on fire or some shit. Quality thread.
     
  8. Cantona7 Purple Belt

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    Quite the opposite, I like mine straight out of the freezer.
     
  9. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Oh fuck you

    Hard and hurts your teeth

    chocolate is meant to be melted not hard and frozen
     
  10. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Yu shoud never need to bite hard into a bar
     
  11. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Only thing worse is finding easter chocolate from two ears ago and some of it turned white

    so you go from excited at your discovery to a deep loathing
     
  12. FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    @Clippy It bothers me that you have the dancing cormier in the second location rather than the third. Have you no regard for symmetry? You heathen.
     
  13. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    It's harmless. Fat blooming. Like me.
     
  14. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Postmodern art.
     
  15. Cantona7 Purple Belt

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    Should melt in your mouth, not before it gets there!
     
  16. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    It will never fucking melt if it's in the fridge

    chocolate in your mouth should not be shared with a cold sensation
     
  17. FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Peppermint Patties bro, it's exhilarating.

     
  19. Dinotective Banned Banned

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    I throw these in the freezer

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  20. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    sometimes I freeze the blood of women I kill and will need to throw it in the old 'wave for 30 seconds or so to do what I need with it
     

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