haiku master dominates the UFC

[toasty]

The Lions Den Boys
Tried Huntington beach bad boy
Gravedigger Tito

 

[OldBoy91]

Sean walks down Izzy
Adesanya no answers
Bad press conference

Sean beat up Izzy
Adesanya embarrassed
He ran from the press

 

[kingmob6]

Chael Speaks
Earth Trembles
Dana Slaps Wife

 

[Deleted member 585708]

Mike Bell witnesses
An unextraordinary round
Yet still shits his pants

 

[Deleted member 585708]

The Power Slap League
That nobody requested
Hangs by a thin thread.

 

[OldBoy91]

Mike Bell witnesses
An unextraordinary round
Yet still shits his pants

He gave a 10-8
Mike Bell is bad at his job
Mike Bell-end more like

 

[Deleted member 585708]

@toasty's Haiku Thread
Was unlikely to succeed
Yet look at me now

 

[Huligani]

Fucking weebs

 

[Deleted member 585708]

Fucking weebs

It's 5x7x5, you only wrote 3 syllables.

 

[toasty]

Japanese Demi God
Kazushi Sakuraba
seven syllables

 

[toasty]

Triangle on Matt
power slam or passing out?
Carlos goes to sleep

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

Woman's MMA
Why god why do this to me
He's a spiteful god.

Ultimate Fighting
The Peak of Testosterone
Why are chicks fighting

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Lowlife fans will cry
When the cheater is knocked out
Scumbags are not GOATs

 

[BFoe]

Right kick hospital
Left kick cemetery
The fucking end

“The fucking end” is
Only four syllables, so
That was no haiku

 

[KOPPE]

Jon Jones loves to fight
But he can't control his vice
Coke and booze ruin his life

 

[KOPPE]

DC loves to eat
He cheats
to avoid defeat
but in the end
he got his ass beat
by Miocic

 

[Slapjit]

Blue collar hero
Other one touch dog pee pee
First guy he win belt


#verypoetic #middlecardclasswarrior #seantarzanischamp

 

[Kenny Powerth]

“The fucking end” is
Only four syllables, so
That was no haiku

 

[Kumason]

My grandmothers lair I lay
2004 account with little to grope about
I finished my 1st english semester....finally

 

[BowserJr]

Horse meat
Reemed But never redeemed
The belt that got away