GSP being called a lizard

[drphil]

Surely an advanced species could abduct him, give him the old needle in asshole or whatever they do and then move the foam roller back in place before he wakes back up?

 

[Neck&Neck]

I think it’s a French thing?.?

 

[BJJ Lover]

First time I heard about GSP being called a lizard but now that you mention it, he is very lizard-like.

 

[TheBulge]

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What the hell. LOL.

 

[MRT]

It's because he is amphibious and can fight both orthodox and southpaw

That sounds like something Tito would say.

 

[MDoza]

Lizards don’t know how to finish armbars.

 

[markys00]

He wouldn't remember putting the roller up!?

Not if they erase his memory

 

[fedorthegoat777]

Someone has to start moving this foam roller around on him at night when he sleeps. One day he finds it in his fridge, the next day in the microwave, the following morning up his ass.

 

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

He is an alien

Explains a lot to be honest

 

[Dude Incredible]

Pretty convincing human outfit if I'm being honest.

 

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

GSP is found believer in Aliens and thinks that they are stealing time from you. Joe Rogan thinks that George’s time going missing is from Brain damage

 

[Snake_bite]

Lizards are known to coat themselves in Vaseline in the wild. Pretty obvious

 

[sonofjay817]

Bruce Willis
Andrew Tate
Walter White
sonofjay817

 

[johny ringo]

He has a lizard cock, as do I.

Go on….

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Man obviously has some reptilian tendencies.

Right you are, Joe.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Wood

 

[PhilMcCavity]

It's his beady eyes, thin lips, sharp teeth, and pointy face

You just described 100% of French people and about 80% of quebecois

 

[PhilMcCavity]

He has a lizard cock, as do I.

I do too, I cut it off and it grew back.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Cuz he can run on water and, in desperate times, shoot blood from his eyes in self defense

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

GSP is more than human.