GSP being called a lizard

[Cindynice420]

Lizards are known to coat themselves in Vaseline in the wild. Pretty obvious

 

[sonofjay817]

Lol. If the Aliens can abduct him and steal his memory without anyone seeing them, they can damn sure come through the walls or the window instead of the front door

Besides, if they stole his memory, he wouldn't remember that he'd propped up the foam roller.

 

[Lawrence]

Can anyone explain this to me?

For years people on here have said it. Bisping called him a lizard before their fight.

What's the deal?

He fucking fights Lizards

Alien Lizards !!

 

[Arqueto]

Here is the most conclusive evidence and the greatest MS Paint shoop of all time. GSP lizard

 

[chinarice]

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GSP has to be one of the few people in life that looks substantially better with his head shaved. Perhaps it's because he chose such an awful hairstyle and color that it's so bad but man, he needs to go back to the shaved look. It looks 100x better.

 

[corrupted]

Here is the most conclusive evidence and the greatest MS Paint shoop of all time. GSP lizard

Amazing Sherbro. It's like I'm almost there

 

[corrupted]

GSP has to be one of the few people in life that looks substantially better with his head shaved. Perhaps it's because he chose such an awful hairstyle and color that it's so bad but man, he needs to go back to the shaved look. It looks 100x better.

Bruce Willis
Andrew Tate
Walter White

 

[Shaddows]

Virtually Identical!!!!

 

[mmadeewana]

Because George thinks the Aliens are stealing his time. One time, he put a foam roller up a against the door of his hotel room, so when the Aliens come to get him and wiped his memory, he knew that something's going on because the foam roller moved from its position.

Joe was like it's concussion lol.

 

[VinceArch]

 

[j18lee]

GSP has to be one of the few people in life that looks substantially better with his head shaved. Perhaps it's because he chose such an awful hairstyle and color that it's so bad but man, he needs to go back to the shaved look. It looks 100x better.

 

[ninja boot]

Lizards look greasy. GSP greases.... Inso-facto GSP is a Lizard.

 

[textwarrior]

Can anyone explain this to me?

For years people on here have said it. Bisping called him a lizard before their fight.

What's the deal?

He is shapeshifter, if you pause his fights, at certain frames he has morphed into a lizard...also his eyes turn into snake looking slit eyes every now and then.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

It's his beady eyes, thin lips, sharp teeth, and pointy face

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Because George thinks the Aliens are stealing his time. One time, he put a foam roller up a against the door of his hotel room, so when the Aliens come to get him and wiped his memory, he knew that something's going on because the foam roller moved from its position.

The ultimate foil to alien abduction: foam roller.

 

[JustBleed69]

Huge GSP fan and I've never heard this either.

 

[Bork Neslar]

He has lizardy features tbh.

 

[Mesos]

I can see it, GSP is prolly a reptilian in disguise. It would explain his obsession with Aliens and Dinosaurs lol

 

[Jitter]

Lol. If the Aliens can abduct him and steal his memory without anyone seeing them, they can damn sure come through the walls or the window instead of the front door

He wouldn't remember putting the roller up!?

 

[MMA Maine-iac]

It's because he is amphibious and can fight both orthodox and southpaw