Greatest Threats You've Ever Heard

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  1. Mavadorov Purple Belt

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    Coach Hines.

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  2. Seano Hands of bone

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  3. Rusk Black Belt

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    "I will fuck your sister, on your mothers grave, while you father will sit in his wheelchair and watch"

    - some serbian guy
     
  4. Lavos <img src="http://i.imgur.com/WS3eKt2.png">

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    I'll get this out of the way...

     
  5. Smoke Detector Battery Titanium Belt

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    Fucking Serbians and their colorful language. LMAO.
     
  6. Rico Franklin Platinum Member

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    "I will eat your children....praise be allah."
     
  7. DownwardStrike Purple Belt

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    Most of these :icon_chee

     
  8. Rusk Black Belt

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    It can be successfully reproduced in any slavic language, i think its more of a serbian creativity. :icon_chee
     
  9. EGarrett Silver Belt

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    "Blink and you'll die in the dark."
     
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  11. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    'I'm going to wrap you in a co**** of horror.'
    -Peter McNeeley

    Said to Mike Tyson, right before the assembled media started laughing at him.
     
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    "I'm gonna make you into my Human Centipede experiment". If someone said that, than that would be the greatest thread ever. Otherwise, I vote for pretty much anything from Full Metal Jacket as the winner.
     
  13. Mr. Perfect --------------------------------- Platinum Member

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    "You wanna dance, brolio? I will rock your body with big, nasty hooks. You'll be pissin blood outta your ass"
     
  14. phoenixikki Black Belt

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    I will eat your children.
     
  15. Tyrannosaurus rex GrizzlyTitan

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    Holy crap. What made him say that?
     
  16. Rusk Black Belt

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    me.
     
  17. ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I might have to eat every chicken.
     
  18. Tyrannosaurus rex GrizzlyTitan

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    What did you do to piss him off like that?
     
  19. Rusk Black Belt

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    it was a drunk argument about how powerful serbian language is in comparison to russian,

    i obviously lost
     
  20. emax Black Belt

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    Insult Draza Mihajlovic maybe?
     

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