Greatest Threats You've Ever Heard

[Mavadorov]

I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk into a microscopic size, and injected into your spinal fluid. Once there, I will travel in a miniature sub, through your body, and into your brain meat. Then I will take a pill that will allow me to grow into a normal size, exploding your skull bone, and rendering your body into a pink mist.

Coach Hines.

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[Seano]

 

[Rusk]

"I will fuck your sister, on your mothers grave, while you father will sit in his wheelchair and watch"

- some serbian guy

 

[Lavos]

I'll get this out of the way...

 

[therealdope]

"I will fuck your sister, on your mothers grave, while you father will sit in his wheelchair and watch"

- some serbian guy

Fucking Serbians and their colorful language. LMAO.

 

[Rico]

"I will eat your children....praise be allah."

 

[DownwardStrike]

Most of these :icon_chee

 

[Rusk]

Fucking Serbians and their colorful language. LMAO.

It can be successfully reproduced in any slavic language, i think its more of a serbian creativity. :icon_chee

 

[EGarrett]

"Blink and you'll die in the dark."

 

[Steve08]

"You even dream about beating me, you better wake up and apologize."

 

[odog]

'I'm going to wrap you in a co**** of horror.'
-Peter McNeeley

Said to Mike Tyson, right before the assembled media started laughing at him.

 

[emax]

"I'm gonna make you into my Human Centipede experiment". If someone said that, than that would be the greatest thread ever. Otherwise, I vote for pretty much anything from Full Metal Jacket as the winner.

 

[Mr. Perfect]

"You wanna dance, brolio? I will rock your body with big, nasty hooks. You'll be pissin blood outta your ass"

 

[phoenixikki]

I will eat your children.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

"I will fuck your sister, on your mothers grave, while you father will sit in his wheelchair and watch"

- some serbian guy

Holy crap. What made him say that?

 

[Rusk]

Holy crap. What made him say that?

me.

 

[ralphc1]

I might have to eat every chicken.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

me.

What did you do to piss him off like that?

 

[Rusk]

What did you do to piss him off like that?

it was a drunk argument about how powerful serbian language is in comparison to russian,

i obviously lost

 

[emax]

What did you do to piss him off like that?

Insult Draza Mihajlovic maybe?