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Dental plan!
Jesus Lemur
Submitted black belts and ate twelve packs of Top Ramen in one go
Gangs, guns, drugs, jail
Dental plan!
I go first:
* Fought an adult German Shepherd as a kid, and won
* Interviewing for Google
* Sucking on a transvestite penis
* While driving, hit the side rails on the road and the car started flying about 12 meters before landing hard. Almost everything in the car was destroyed except the engine
I'll just say one that pretty much stays with me till this day either as motivational or even psychologically crippled me as well. In a way because I felt like I had to do something extraordinary in my life. But now I'm good, I don't feel up to the burden of living up to something that's not realistic.
Anywho, I should have died as a newborn baby. Had a terrible infection, not going to say what it was. But I somehow lived through that ordeal, although the doctors at that time thought I was a goner. My chances was extremely low. But I survived and now I'm here alive till this day.
Making polls which I love doing. lol
One time I had to shit in a laundry dryer, and use dryer sheets to wipe.
Shaolin MonksSubmitted black belt in karate?
More like fuckin dummy Lemur sir.