Give us a quick catchy summary of your craziest life moments

[William Munny]

You gotta own it when you say it lol

I didn't say anything. my friend did. lol

 

[Cyrano200]

I had to shit in a laundry dryer,

 

[Cyrano200]

-Climbed Vesuvius in a thunderstorm
-Had sex with a German girl up in a tree outside a club
-Explained Nuclear propulsion to Governors, Congressmen, and Senators.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

You're right. I decided to shit in the laundry dryer. I suppose I didn't have to.

 

[nonoob]

Like this thread a lot, and drinking milk past the expired date no longer seems like a big deal.

 

[Osculater]

I didn't say anything. my friend did. lol

You should had said something like "it's chill ninja"

 

[William Munny]

You should had said something like "it's chill ninja"

that's exactly what I said, and then a group of Asians kicked our butts

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

#1 rankde Blanka on psn for sf4 banilla for liek3 motnhs with a win ratio of almosy 90%

 

[panamaican]

Random 3some in college. Getting chased by some dude in Tijuana for picking up his gf and her friend then abandoning the chicks at some cheap hotel after smashing, getting raped by a chick in Mexico, smashing some chick in front of her kid.

Hmm, all of my stuff seems sex related.

 

[Beau Wring]

on two different occasions while in hospital, i came close to being visible only to Cole Sear

 

[dildos]

Random 3some in college. Getting chased by some dude in Tijuana for picking up his gf and her friend then abandoning the chicks at some cheap hotel after smashing, getting raped by a chick in Mexico, smashing some chick in front of her kid.

Hmm, all of my stuff seems sex related.

you forgot to include...

allegedly murdering your girlfriend in early January 2023. your girlfriend was pronounced dead after being found beaten, bruised, and bloody on a bed following an argument in which you threw her inside a shower with force.

 

[panamaican]

you forgot to include...

allegedly murdering your girlfriend in early January 2023. your girlfriend was pronounced dead after being found beaten, bruised, and bloody on a bed following an argument in which you threw her inside a shower with force.

 

[Osculater]

that's exactly what I said, and then a group of Asians kicked our butts

 

[dildos]

I was going for that Phil baroni angle since you had fond memories of South America.. lol.

obvs none was clearly directed at you!

 

[Starman]

Fucked a married woman. Wanted me to cum on her wedding ring.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I died and revived

Welcome back good sir

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

up down and back up again

 

[StonedLemur]

Welcome back good sir

It was a long time ago, but thanks for giving a shit sir lol.

 

[William Huggins]

I didn't say anything. my friend did. lol

Is your friend incredibly stinky, short and sweaty?

And does he like pubs.....

 

[fungi]

Reading this thread I realised something.
I've been an upstanding, exemplary citizen.
I did steal a couple of highlight markers when I was in HS. I threw them out later. Couldn't deal with my guilty consciousness.