Get stuck in a cage with a: Tiger or Crocodile?

[CodeBreaker]

Which would you rather have to get stuck in a cage with? Why?

 

[rj144]

I would zig zag around the cage and try to tire the croc out. The tiger wouldn't care and rip me to shreds in two seconds.

 

[spin]

Crocodile easily.

I'll take jaws over jaws and claws

 

[ufcfan4]

I would zig zag around the cage and try to tire the croc out. The tiger wouldn't care and rip me to shreds in two seconds.

Good call. I mean you're screwed in either scenario, but I remember reading a zoologist commenting on a tragic incident with a keeper years ago and he said that when you're in close quarters with a tiger there is virtually 100 percent chance of an attack. And big cats are engineered to take prey down quick.

 

[Magooglie]

Crocodile. I could at least try to hold its jaws shut. Tiger would kill me in a whole bunch of different ways.

 

[nostradumbass]

Who's sticking me in the cage with them? I'd rather take my chances with that guy.

 

[aus101]

The croc. A tiger can leap across the entire octagon in a single bound. They move too fast for an unarmed human to contend with.

 

[Matt4786]

I have a low, but real chance of surviving against the crocodile. I have no chance against the tiger.

 

[Shawn91111]

Do I have cinnamon?

 

[IloveTHIS]

I like my chances against a croc

 

[Headkicktoleg]

I'm pretty sure the croc would just leave me alone

 

[Fugazy]

I COULD GET NAKED, AND THEN USE MY CLOTHING TO TIE UP THE CROCS SNOUT.

JUST MAYBE.

OR I COULD GET NAKED AND BE RAPED AND EATEN BY A TIGER, 100% FOR SURE.

 

[MicroBrew]

Croc over Tiger.

 

[MicroBrew]

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

A bowl of frosted flakes would stop the tiger

 

[mb23100]

I'll take option c: prime Selma Hayak. I'd rather be stuck in a cage with her than a croc or a tiger

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Both at the same time

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Croc because it is slow, if I can get behind, jump on back, and clamp its jaws shut I am good.

 

[HomerThompson]

That dude is hella lucky.

 

[HomerThompson]

A bowl of frosted flakes would stop the tiger

That just cokes him out, you fool!