Funniest exchange you heard during a fight

[Richard Fannin]

I think it was in Frank Mir was Cro Cop that at one point, while they were stuck against the cage, Mir asked Mirko if he wanted to go to the ground
Mirko negociated "me on top?"
Mir answered with "no deal" and they had a chuckle, then resumed wall-hugging.

At least I think it was against Mirko, I'm pretty sure one of them was Mir, but I'm a bit blurry on the other guy

 

[Kaiserjuan]

It's just business!

oNLY business....
Ya filthy casual

 

[Travis Alexander]

Travis i saw you fight a couple times in st augustine and against perry the 1st time.you still going?watching you and and Jerome tear it up in st augustine is what got me to fight in Rumble in the ancient city.bulldog boxing had some real killers when I was coming up

Oh shit! That brings back memories!!!! Wassup bro, I still train 5x a week but haven’t competed for quite a long time. That’s wild bro shoot me a pm on here do we know each other from the fights etc? I moved back to LA from Florida like 6 years ago but I loved it out there competing etc. (Unfortunately I don’t have any of the vids from my fights out there which sucks) but it was quite the memorable time of my life. Hit me a pm I’d love to talk old times sherbro. Hope all is well with you.

 

[NoSmilez]

Diaz Bros: this N word stole my chair

 

[lilianjie]

Dan Severn to Big John right before the opening bell:
" If I'm on a bicycle going 10 miles an hour, and a train is traveling at 50 miles an hour, after a 30 minute ride, how many apples does Mary have in the basket?"

 

[spinup]

Khalil Rountree telling his mom to shut up while getting pounded.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

It was one of Brian Johnstons fights in the UFC. His cornerman yelled "Choke the shit out of him" at Johnston. Johnston turned around and yelled "Shut up!".

 

[ShtickandMove]

She's a baddie. The width of the rear is proper impressive but the protrusion is maybe average at best. 8/10.

 

[axe wound]

the teixeira v smith apology is up there

 

[deanambrose]

Really? No mention of Kevin Holland vs Darren Stewart? This is one of the most hilarious fights.
"Boiii, you are strong!"

 

[ufcfan4]

We’re Throwin’ Spinning Shit Now?

haha.

Yup.

 

[dwightschrute111]

Who was it a few months ago he was on top GnP'ing while asking him if he hits women and is a domestic abuser?

 

[HAWTRIDDUM]

Probably Khalil Roundtree telling his mom in the crowd to shut up

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

When me and Jason Miller fought he was saying all kine of weird stuff to me. Tiki ran his mouth a lot during our fight too.

Holy shit you have fought and beat some killers.

Von Flue?

Joe Stevenson? Pete Spratt? Shannon Ritch and Shonie Carter?

You should have been on TUF.

 

[avenue94]

@A.A. Riggs used "succor" the other day, this place is becoming downright sophisticated!

Sounds like we need a Sherdawg spelling bee.

 

[Azor]

Damn, I almost feel like I have sinned not including this gem:

 

[Doughie99]

For me, it has to be back when Gray Maynard was fighting Guida, and Guida complaining about Maynard pulling his hair or something to that extent.

Maynard rebuttals with "why do you have hair?"

Guida didn't even respond. That shit was hilarious.

Kevin Holland to Thiago Santos (Aug 2018):
"Where are you hitting me so hard?"

 

[RonMachineGunJhun]

Holy shit you have fought and beat some killers.

Von Flue?

Joe Stevenson? Pete Spratt? Shannon Ritch and Shonie Carter?

You should have been on TUF.

I was actually supposed to be on TUF The Comeback.

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

I was actually supposed to be on TUF The Comeback.

you Beat the TUF 2 WINNER who also fought for the UFC lightweight strap against BJ Penn. To me that means you would have won TUF 2 and 4 and possibly 5 as well.

I think you were born too early and competed in the sports infancy.

With different timing it would have been you headlining against Conor instead of Nate.

 

[Macaque]

Ian Garry vs Jack Grant was funny.
Grant said something like “you’re not gonna like this” before rolling for a kneebar.