Funniest exchange you heard during a fight

[Black Paladin]

He technically used the archaic version of the word. So even fancier than we thought. Or just a time traveler.

There are a few words that I had life experiences that needed me to use a precise word. One situation was a cousin who I almost completely disowned who was being a coward. But not a physical coward; more on the suck-up aspect. It took me a few months before I ran across the word:

pusillanimous

 

[thewhiterooster]

When me and Jason Miller fought he was saying all kine of weird stuff to me. Tiki ran his mouth a lot during our fight too.

do you remember any specifics?

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

1. Kevin Holland was in guard with Jacare on top and he was talking to Jacare about a dream he had with Jacare in it. Then he KOed Jacare from the bottom.

Looooool. Love Jacare, but that was so funny.

2. I remember a fight from a long time ago where Mayhem Miller was getting beat and his corner started telling him to use his "retard strength". Can't remember who he was fighting.

3. Heath Herring explaining to the ref that he wasn't a homosexual after Koing his opponent before the match for kissing him.

 

[campbecc]

It's just business!

I hate Conor as much as the next guy. But he clearly said "it's only kisses" they sound nothing alike there is clear hard K and he had just won that round. Khabib said Conor said "it's only business" after he ground and pounded him which was the wrong round and maybe he did say it and Khabib heard it but the mic didn't; but the famous scene he clearly says kisses. Or maybe neither Khabib or Conor know what was said, who knows. It's clear as day he said kisses. Why would Conor say that after a round he just won. If he had said it after round 2 that would be more believable.

 

[Natural Order]

I hate Conor as much as the next guy. But he clearly said "it's only kisses" they sound nothing alike there is clear hard K and he had just won that round. Khabib said Conor said "it's only business" after he ground and pounded him which was the wrong round and maybe he did say it and Khabib heard it but the mic didn't; but the famous scene he clearly says kisses. Or maybe neither Khabib or Conor know what was said, who knows. It's clear as day he said kisses. Why would Conor say that after a round he just won. If he had said it after round 2 that would be more believable.

Dear diary...

What are you, Matlock? It's a quip from a moment in time. Apparently you chose it as your dissertation for a PHD!

 

[RonMachineGunJhun]

do you remember any specifics?

He said something a long the lines of he was the "Master Cat" and I was going to be punished for hurting alll of his cats. My corner was asking me what he was saying to me I told them I think this braddah is legit mental. It was strange to because there was a big brawl after our fight finished cause Jason was saying a bunch of nonsense to some other fighters and he ended up getting jumped.

 

[campbecc]

Dear diary...

What are you, Matlock? It's a quip from a moment in time. Apparently you chose it as your dissertation for a PHD!

WTF are you talking about?

 

[Natural Order]

WTF are you talking about?

It's a good thing you're sporting the GOAT as an avatar or I'd fuck your life up son.

 

[campbecc]

It's a good thing you're sporting the GOAT as an avatar or I'd fuck your life up son.

Seriously what was your point? He clearly says kisses in the video. I'd prefer he said business because like I said I don't like Conor and that would be funnier, but that's clearly not what he said.

By the way prime Fedor is the GOAT

 

[Black Paladin]

Dear diary...

What are you, Matlock? It's a quip from a moment in time. Apparently you chose it as your dissertation for a PHD!

"Remember it, write it down on Sherdog, make a shoop--I don't give a FUCK!"--Natural "Smokey" Order

 

[Natural Order]

Seriously what was your point? He clearly says kisses in the video. I'd prefer he said business because like I said I don't like Conor and that would be funnier, but that's clearly not what he said.

By the way prime Fedor is the GOAT

I'm just exchanging barbs in a thread about funny exchanges Bud, outside of the initial talk about him saying it I didn't listen much further. If it was proven that he didn't say that, well, good to know I suppose.

And nonsense aside, we are brethren in our understanding that no man beats prime Fedor.

 

[avenue94]

There are a few words that I had life experiences that needed me to use a precise word. One situation was a cousin who I almost completely disowned who was being a coward. But not a physical coward; more on the suck-up aspect. It took me a few months before I ran across the word:

pusillanimous

Well I hope you didn't start a kerfuffle when you smacked his pince-nez off his face with a glove.

 

[JohnMandick]

We’re Throwin’ Spinning Shit Now?

This is #1.

And if you remember, after saying that, Nick throws the slowest worst spinning kick of all time.

I don't know if this counts but Gary Goodridge's toes were talking mad shit to Pedro Otavio balls while exploring his speedos.

 

[Azor]

"We're throwing spinning shit" might be the GOAT.

 

[thewhiterooster]

He said something a long the lines of he was the "Master Cat" and I was going to be punished for hurting alll of his cats. My corner was asking me what he was saying to me I told them I think this braddah is legit mental. It was strange to because there was a big brawl after our fight finished cause Jason was saying a bunch of nonsense to some other fighters and he ended up getting jumped.

haha. wild stuff! thank you for sharing!

 

[Goodfella86]

Happened immediately after the fight, but the essence was:

Hadzovic: why did you flip out like a fuckin psycho after choking me out quickly?

Moicano: Because I wanted to fight longer.

Hadzovic: Well then you shouldn't have submitted me!

 

[KAZSoliloquy]

1. Kevin Holland was in guard with Jacare on top and he was talking to Jacare about a dream he had with Jacare in it. Then he KOed Jacare from the bottom.

Looooool. Love Jacare, but that was so funny.

2. I remember a fight from a long time ago where Mayhem Miller was getting beat and his corner started telling him to use his "retard strength". Can't remember who he was fighting.

3. Heath Herring explaining to the ref that he wasn't a homosexual after Koing his opponent before the match for kissing him.

i feel like the mayhem miller one was against GSP

 

[Tito Tapped]

I was watching a sparring match in the gym with these two brothers who were all of like 8 or 9 maybe and the one boy punches the other one right in the face and then throws his gloves off and then fires off 3 consecutive DX crotch chops while yelling "suck it, baby, suck it"

 

[Black Paladin]

I was watching a sparring match in the gym with these two brothers who were all of like 8 or 9 maybe and the one boy punches the other one right in the face and then throws his gloves off and then fires off 3 consecutive DX crotch chops while yelling "suck it, baby, suck it"

Impressionable youth.

The only thing I did at that age that came from my choice of entertainment (comic books) was I called my brother a "mangy cur" and my mother warned me about talking like that.

That damn Conan the Barbarian led me astray.

 

[Paladin]

Nate diaz told Stevenson he hits like a bitch