Funeral gilf

[cooks1]

I was at a funeral reception last weekend. There was a pretty older lady who came up to me and started talking. She was an old family friend, she knew me when i was 4-7 years old. She was doing the whole "my my you've gown up havent you" thing. She talked to me the whole time i was there, often about sex. Cupped my ass and kissed my cheek when i left.

Did not smash, i am happily married but ive felt like driving by the funeral reception place every night just in case.

Funeral gilfs rule #funeralgilfs

You blew it. Grief is Natures most powerful aphrodisiac.

 

[Sonnyboi83]

probably the only time we're not gona ask for a pic of said female

 

[ToxicShocker]

 

[LHWBelt]

The elderly are quite horny generally. Unfortunately they smell like piss and look like shit otherwise I'd say go for it.

 

[LHWBelt]

I hope my wife looks like that when we're old but I imagine my dick won't work so I probably won't give a shit.

 

[fungi]

she's right at death's door
these blue balls, making me sore
must make her my whore

 

[ToxicShocker]

Are we allowed to post lemonparty?

 

[minute bull]

Thanks for sharing, tsilk.

 

[Merlotte's]

I hope my wife looks like that when we're old but I imagine my dick won't work so I probably won't give a shit.

Go pinch an old woman’s skin. It’s like a really warm fruit roll up that you’ve left in your pants pocket all day. Kind of gross.

 

[chickenlip]

Ever seen “yes man”? The old lady bj will make your toes curl

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

I thought you asking for Funeral.Gifs... Would've made more sense.

 

[Cole train]

She probably has mad hj skills

Grip of a orangutan

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[Alphaboy]

I was at a funeral reception last weekend. There was a pretty older lady who came up to me and started talking. She was an old family friend, she knew me when i was 4-7 years old. She was doing the whole "my my you've gown up havent you" thing. She talked to me the whole time i was there, often about sex. Cupped my ass and kissed my cheek when i left.

Did not smash, i am happily married but ive felt like driving by the funeral reception place every night just in case.

Funeral gilfs rule #funeralgilfs

So confused. So she was attending the funeral reception or was she working there? Otherwise, why would you expect to see her again if you drive by there?