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Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

TheShockmaster said:
Can anyone confirm what Khabib was wearing on his lower half at WSOF?

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Fuck, you beat me to it. I can see him being in compression shorts and barefoot at the event lmao.
 
TheShockmaster said:
Ok so for the British, Irish and some other Europeans the phenomenon of the full kit wanker won't need explaining, but for the rest of you, I'll explain.

A full kit wanker is a grown up who thinks it's socially acceptable or even funny/amusing to wear a full kit (usually soccer) in public when not participating in the sport, whereas everyone else thinks it just makes them look a ****. We're not talking just a shirt/jersey but also the shorts and socks, some even take it to such extreme levels to wear shin pads and a captains arm band.

Here's some examples....

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Here's an example of Piers Morgan, a man who is a wanker in general, becoming a full kit wanker himself http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/oh-dear-arsenal-fan-piers-morgan-goes-full-kit-wanker-on-clare-balding-show/

In fact spotting a full kit wanker, photographing them and mocking them has become a sort of past time on twitter. So here's the challenge....who can spot the first UFC full kit wanker? If the fight shorts are able to be purchased or are soon, then it's only a matter of time before some neckbeard turns up at an event wearing both the fight top and fight shorts together, right?
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I understand.

But to be honest, i think it
 
As a season ticket holder at a certain league one club, I see my fair share of full kit wankers. Absolutely ridiculous.

The full kits are for children. I don't even wear a football shirt anymore.
 
Nothing wrong with wearing the shirt and jeans. I wear my Chelsea shirt but yeah adult full kit wankers just look ridiculous.
 
do they wear jock straps too? that'd be just too funny
 
TheShockmaster said:
Ouch, had some good times against your lot the last few years. Good to see you back at the Richo though.....casino at a football stadium, dangerous!
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Tell me about it, don't even know if we've ever beaten your lot (assuming you're a Swindon fan) not since I started going in the early nineties anyway. Though that statement applies to half the football league now, we've been so atrocious the past 15 years haha still, a football club is for life.
 
WhitebeltXL said:
Tell me about it, don't even know if we've ever beaten your lot (assuming you're a Swindon fan) not since I started going in the early nineties anyway. Though that statement applies to half the football league now, we've been so atrocious the past 15 years haha still, a football club is for life.
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Spot on mate, just don't need to show your support by wearing the full kit eh? haha
 
How did I miss this thread? Fucking hilarious! Silly wankas
 
Used to have more respect for the Brits....But these "full kit wankers", bring the whole country down.
 
Grown ass men dressing like their 10 years old...They'd get their asses beat trying to pull their "full kit" BS here in Murica. Buncha pompous British wankers...
 
Also unacceptable.. White socks

 
full kit wankers have always been objects of ridicule but now there's a new breed of "ironic" full kit wankers!


I fucking hate those guys.
 
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