Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

I'm hearing reports a UFC Reebok full kit wanker was spotting at the last Vegas event, did anyone get a snap?
 
I've started using the term as a verb. I was full kit wankering all over the shop last night.
 
Couple of questions I have about the photo above:

1) Why is there even a menu option for quantity? How many of these could you possibly want?

2) Related point - there is an orange band saying "Few Left" on the lower left-hand corner. This is puzzling - how many pairs of shorts did Karate Hottie go through on Fight Night?

3) Lastly, the price.


You answered your own questions, man.

They aren't real.

The UFC / Reebok are making bank off perverted, desperate MMA fans. Say the trunks were worn by (insert female fighter), bump up the price, watch the buys come in from fans desperate to sniff them.

It's like buying used women's underwear online (not that I've ever done it!) - sure, a website might show a 25yr old stunner lounging around the house and working out in them, but in reality, it's a 60yr old, obese swamp-donkey wearing them to watch TV.
 
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95% all Liverpool fans imo
 
I always wear my Overeem kit including gloves, I even have a referee with me incase it's going down.
 
bump, well caught rex, although to be a full , full kit wanker, he has to be seen out and about in a public venue :p
 
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