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I went for a hike in a trail.i found a trophy. My name is frank dux.
Frank Dux started the Chuck Norris meme to take heat off himself during a CIA mission.
Kicking faster than the speed limit should be a fine...
How dare you besmirch the name of the greatest fighter/Navy SEAL/CIA agent on the planet Earth. The only guy on the planet who may be his match is Steven Seagal eating a carrot.
Zane Frazier beating up Dux at that seminar to get into UFC 1 is my favourite
only story I heard was that he was a fraud and his stories were all lies.Anyone got any fun Frank stories???
Kumite winner
Eligible for 2023 GOAT
Mortal Kombat is a true story, they just had to change Lu Kangs name and make him Asian in the games to keep Frank Dux identity secret.Frank Dux fought off Aliem invaders in the space kumite
But if 0% is true, he's still the most successful storyteller to ever live.Even if only 0.5% is true, still the greatest man to ever live.
I know that at the end of Bloodsport when it says he holds the record for most KOs in a single tournament with 50, it’s a mathematical impossibility. Unless the population of the earth at the time of the tournament was over one quadrillion people and the entire population entered the tournament.
That is the only way it could work.I heard he'd find his opponents in the locker rooms afterwards and re-knock them out multiple times. What a badass