Florida: Zoo employee killed while attempting to rape an alligator

[My Spot]

Ideally isn't that how you'd want to go out?

I'd rather pass in my sleep while surrounded by hookers and piles of cocaine like Herb Abrams.

 

[mrsenor]

he died what he loved doing

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

when is the last time @Zookeeper Gabe posted?

edit- looks like i was beaten to it

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I'd rather pass in my sleep while surrounded by hookers and piles of cocaine like Herb Abrams.

..I approve of this post..... Just at the end of the Charlie sheen Sunday afternoon. Add alligator or even better salt water crocodile spinning,drowning,eviceration. And you'd have a fucking awesome final destination.

 

[lifelessheap]

I was so horny I tried to fuck a dinosaur.

 

[fightingrabbit]

I saw this sign earlier today and thought... seriously, wtf?

It turns out they are necessary

Would molest.