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    Florida: Zoo employee killed while attempting to rape an alligator

    JUL 25, 2016


    Where @Zookeepergabe at?

    Not pointing any fingers. Just asking.


    (Update : for those suspecting this article to be fake. It is as debunked in thread. Does not make it any less fun though)
     
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    You cant attack from behind the willing.
     
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    The onion wished florida doesnt steal its thunder. Daily.
     
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    screw you right in the cloaca.
     
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    usually I will check if it is fake first.

    But I so wanted this one to be real and suspected it was not and therefore did not check first.

    Still looking suspiciously at Gabe regardless. :oops:
     
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    His funeral will be interesting..
    what do they say in the final speech?
    he died doing what he loved?
     

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