Fixing Joe Rogan's body

[ventrue]

I have to meet this guy in person to see how short he really is. I would make him take off his lifts and break out my tape measurer.
No way he could be under 5'-6". That is pretty much midget (little person) territory.

 

[Wadtucket]

I have to meet this guy in person to see how short he really is. I would make him take off his lifts and break out my tape measurer.
No way he could be under 5'-6". That is pretty much midget (little person) territory.

I've confirmed that he's wearing lifts and based on irl encounters he's 5'4 AT BEST

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

I've confirmed that he's wearing lifts and based on irl encounters he's 5'4 AT BEST

Mother fucker where you been? Seems like you haven't posted in months. I'm a drunk though, so days and months blend together.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

I've confirmed that he's wearing lifts and based on irl encounters he's 5'4 AT BEST

U srs bro ?

 

[Regal Boy]

I have to meet this guy in person to see how short he really is. I would make him take off his lifts and break out my tape measurer.
No way he could be under 5'-6". That is pretty much midget (little person) territory.

Deron Winn is 5'5", 225 pounds, and will beat Jones at LHW

 

[Hatorade]

I think there's a lot of guys in this world that got gifted some height, but that's all they really have. I'm friends with a few guys like that. It's really helped them in their lives, but since I grew up with them, I know the truth. They sucked at sports and aren't tough. Deep down they know it too, and it still bothers them to this day.

No amount of hot girlfriends, instant street credit, or job promotions can ever fix that for them.

I feel like a lot of the guys that bag on Joe the most are these types. It just kills them to see a 5'7" alpha male that got everything in his life on hard work and intelligence.

 

[Wadtucket]

Mother fucker where you been? Seems like you haven't posted in months. I'm a drunk though, so days and months blend together.

Had some business to attend to in Mexico and Albania but now I back

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Had some business to attend to in Mexico and Albania but now I back

Bro, the body though...

 

[Murder_KickHC]

Never knew Rogan was so short thats pretty funny

 

[Harlekin]

WHY IS THIS NOT STICKY???

 

[Paynebringer]

If only he had a neck...

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

Had some business to attend to in Mexico and Albania but now I back

Those fucking terrorists! I hope you learned them a lesson!

 

[ostlerrage]

This is one effective way.

I still think there will be room to fix it more...

P. S..... FFS wth is this smile???

Does that look healthy?

I think you may be in love with Joe Rogan. You're clearly a bald manlet.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

I think you may be in love with Joe Rogan. You're clearly a bald manlet.

Please bro. Focus on that body...

 

[Sarge3000]

I think there's a lot of guys in this world that got gifted some height, but that's all they really have. I'm friends with a few guys like that. It's really helped them in their lives, but since I grew up with them, I know the truth. They sucked at sports and aren't tough. Deep down they know it too, and it still bothers them to this day.

No amount of hot girlfriends, instant street credit, or job promotions can ever fix that for them.

I feel like a lot of the guys that bag on Joe the most are these types. It just kills them to see a 5'7" alpha male that got everything in his life on hard work and intelligence.

5.7 feet = About 170cm.

Sorry to say, but at this height you better avoid anywhere in Europe where Nordic genes predominate, because you will not have a legacy unless you rape someone.

 

[Sarge3000]

This is not shooped. God damn how much his build annoys me.

I think he's related to the God Artem.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

I think he's related to the God Artem.

You sure? Is Artem on(it) alpha brain and DMT?

 

[cmw43]

This is not shooped. God damn how much his build annoys me.

I think maybe he's overdoing it on the HGH & TRT combo, he doesn't need to be 200lbs at his height.

This is young, lean Rogan.

He should probably be somewhere in between.

 

[M.A.G.A.]

There are 14 pages of comments on how to fix Rogan's body

Unreal

 

[RawkyMarciano]

There are 14 pages of comments on how to fix Rogan's body

Unreal

Don't do psychedelics while on affa onnit and training gorilla kettlebells like hoe hogun, and focus on the body bro.

If only he had a neck...

Yesss