Fixing Joe Rogan's body

[JustBreed]

Sherdogs full of alpha males

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Yeah I'm fr. Most these threads are always about some weird shit

I'll tear yo ass apart like hoe Hogan's

 

[Vulcan]

Duane got 3 inches on him here.

Clearly Schaub is not 6'4ft like he claims and actually closer to 6'1ft

 

[111293]

After listening to his podcast, and his beliefs with his health practices, scientific approaches, his fuckin float tank. I would think he would be a more fit and healthy looking guy if I didnt already know what he looked like.

Openly on TRT...

Other than the bald head he looks like my neighbor that drinks beer, orders Uber eats fast food and watches TV all day.

Joe Rogan better live to 110.

Bro I don’t know how many 52 year olds you hang around that are fit as Joe . You must be 20
He’s fit as hell ... I do agree he looks weird though his torso is weird as hell .. but he is fit as fuck .. for his age or anyone’s age .

 

[markys00]

Yeah I didn't realize it until I heard someone else making the same observation. Something about a false sense of inadequacy makes them crazy even though most people could not care less.

most ppl could not care less, yet sherdog would make u think otherwise

 

[markys00]

So a tiny man wearing tiny pants and tiny shoes and tiny pants who handles a bottle of water with 2 hands. Should be looked and viewed the same as a man who doesn’t guy his clothes from a doll house. Shit!

I do t trust short guys. And I certainly don’t have any short people as friends.

u happen to be a short, fat, balding hillary supporter?

cause i am, well except im tall

 

[BBMN]

In the month you been here how many Rogan threads do you visit? Unless youre searching for it this is the first I seen in a long time lol.

https://forums.sherdog.com/search/187716577/?q=rogan&o=date&c[title_only]=1

There's a Rogan thread nearly every day. For not being a fighter in the UFC, he's possibly the most posted about UFC employee.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

u happen to be a short, fat, balding hillary supporter?

cause i am, well except im tall

And Joe Rogan is affa? FFS he's an onnit lab experiment

 

[VIPERdude]

Bro I don’t know how many 52 year olds you hang around that are fit as Joe . You must be 20
He’s fit as hell ... I do agree he looks weird though his torso is weird as hell .. but he is fit as fuck .. for his age or anyone’s age .

I didnt say he wasnt fit....Where did I say he isnt a fit man. I was implying with all he does he should look like a jacked marathon runner.
I basically was saying he doesnt look any different than regular people I know that do not half of what he does for health lol

 

[hillelslovak87]

I think I'd watch a Lil' Rogaine Show where the tyke is animated in stop motion with clay, and he just talks about a buddy of his while people can't see him because they're looking too high.

 

[OmegaRugal]

Ok Joe

Thanks for posting your body pic.
Oh wow u are super short. But good job though. Keep it up!

 

[Danis_champ]

This is not shooped. God damn how much his build annoys me.

 

[Regal Boy]

The majority of sherdoggers are incels confirmed

 

[RawkyMarciano]

This is not shooped. God damn how much his build annoys me.

FFs I know dude !

 

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[RawkyMarciano]

Look at that eye sore of an onnit experimental look-into-it-ous body.

 

[AWilder]

Dude just has a short torso. This thread is hilarious tho!

 

[StayCranked]

lol another loser being jealous of Joe Rogan

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Due to the Joe's body's and face's weirdness this Gif doesn't even seem out of the realm of plausibility.

That's exactly what I was thinking (while laughing). He is SUCH a fucking weirdo,

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

This forum is a bunch of closet homosexuals.

lol

There was a youtube guy who compiled all the times Joe Rogan talked about sucking dicks, gayness, dicks being secretly delicious etc and made compilations and posted the stats about it. It was mind blowing.

Joe got him and any trace of his work removed from the internet lololololol