Fixing Joe Rogan's body

[Bork Neslar]

Another stupid gay thread about Rogan's body

 

[RawkyMarciano]

he's a compressed kinda guy. Have you notice how he has to talk all the time mostly about extreme stuff. Too much pressure on the inside has to come out of an orifice somewhere.

phenomenal observation

 

[Drain Bamage]

Somebody needs to figure out how to lengthen the torso but not thee arms

he already has long ass gorilla arms

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Somebody needs to figure out how to lengthen the torso but not thee arms

he already has long ass gorilla arms

duuueeuuueueueueeuueeueeeeeuuuuuuueeueuuude

 

[aus101]

After listening to his podcast, and his beliefs with his health practices, scientific approaches, his fuckin float tank. I would think he would be a more fit and healthy looking guy if I didnt already know what he looked like.

Openly on TRT...

Other than the bald head he looks like my neighbor that drinks beer, orders Uber eats fast food and watches TV all day.

Joe Rogan better live to 110.

He’s a TRTed 195 pounds at 10-12 percent bodyfat (standing 5’7). You think that’s going to look aesthetic? Frank Zane was 200 pounds 10 percent bf at 5’9 (offseason) in comparison.

As they all mention Rogan is a bridge troll of a human being.

 

[Drain Bamage]

 

[RawkyMarciano]

YOU HAVE the sight bro..you're seeing it......

 

[TheLinguist]

Still enjoy him as a commentator and podcaster (will turn off when he talks about drugs though as I have a ten year old daughter).

He is short yes.

Many guys in this thread are triggered because they too are short.

No doubt Joe is a strong guy and I don’t remember hearing him say he lifts for aesthetics.

So what he looks like doesn’t matter imo.

BUT

I will say whenever I see these short men who take steroids I instantly have zero respect for them, it’s a weakness and these are the very people who cannot function correctly in society.

Joe is definitely an outlier seeing as he has intelligence and training for bjj. Happy he made his money just prefer he would promote actually studying as opposed to alpha brain

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Still enjoy him as a commentator and podcaster (will turn off when he talks about drugs though as I have a ten year old daughter).

He is short yes.

Many guys in this thread are triggered because they too are short.

No doubt Joe is a strong guy and I don’t remember hearing him say he lifts for aesthetics.

So what he looks like doesn’t matter imo.

BUT

I will say whenever I see these short men who take steroids I instantly have zero respect for them, it’s a weakness and these are the very people who cannot function correctly in society.

Joe is definitely an outlier seeing as he has intelligence and training for bjj. Happy he made his money just prefer he would promote actually studying as opposed to alpha brain

nah bro, there is more to the physical inadequacy.

 

[Joe]

 

[TheLinguist]

nah bro, there is more to the physical inadequacy.

Absolutely, it’s more psychological, if you’re short then you’re short not like they chose to be, but trying to make up for perceived short comings (pun intended) is just quite sad, especially those who tend to be aggressive

 

[XNYHCX]

The obsession with rogan here...

It's fkn weird, right?

 

[mallen7272]

 

[froggyluv]

Holy S Tiny Joe Rogan pics make me laugh way harder than they should

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Lmao what???? Apart from height. That face bro....

 

[William Huggins]

Glad to hear "Successful Manlet Envy Syndrome" is still alive and well on Sherdog.

 

[Biggamer86]

Sherdog the place where people don't understand the concept of aging.

 

[PeacePipe]

Easy, first we need to give him hair and a smaller head. Second, his reach is too much, take off 2 inches, give that to his torso. Extend his legs 2 inches also.

Now he is probably your average WW

 

[Sosua]

He needs a spine extension.

He has a spine extension guy in Bogata. He's the best, will put you in touch.

 

[HardasNAILZ]

Joe is a pathetic beta male. Absolute fucking wannabe.