Fighters interchanging mouthguards after fight

Yeah and maybe they should wear eachothers jocks over their heads afterwards too like a spiderman mask, you know, for respect and stuff.




...Poor Jacare
 
Honestly, they should go with a more time-honored soccer tradition and exchange their used condoms after the match, for consumption purposes.
 
Yup, they should. Lacross players should exchange jock straps, and porn stars, well, you know what...
 
Nah, they should trade jockstraps.

Damn, I was beaten to it like 10 times.
 
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This is a very common, fair play practice in soccer. After the game, the players usually interchange shirts with the rival team players as a gesture of fair play and class act. Should the MMA fighters start adopting this great and courteus practice by interchanging mouthguards after the fight, maybe before the ring interview, ala soccer? Discuss

Couldn't they still just exchange walk out shirts?
 
Even exchanging shirts seems gross to me
 
Fighters wear shirts too, now with their names on them...Why mouthguards?
 
I honestly don't see anything wrong with this, it's actually a pretty progressive idea. In essence, it's like tasting victory of defeat no matter what side of the decision you fall on.

Decision didn't go your way? Don't worry, in a few minutes you'll have the sweet taste of victory in your mouth when you finally get the chance to suckle on your opponents mouthpiece!

You won the fight? Great, but it's often said you learn more from a loss than a win, so use this opportunity to graciously accept your opponents mouth piece and let the bitter taste of defeat seep onto your tongue to fully understand the gravity of the bout you both endured.

Way better to taste it than to waste it.
 
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