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Foot fetish, you ask?
Mental issues, you say?
You have mental issues man
Mental issues, you say?
You have mental issues man
Nope. Won't do it.
I'll get flamed for this but I won't allow it. Scares the crap out of me that those teeth could clamp down for some reason like forgetting her birthday or not closing the toilet seat.
#avoiddanger
Gross. I won't even go south on a woman.
#cardcarryinggermaphobe
I am a professional pervert I’ll eat ‘em bleeding, after running a marathon, or having just peed (it’s just tangy for a little bit at the beginning).
I don’t need a blow job though. I want to get the girl off, I’m going to cum no matter what and it’s the end of the session, especially at 40. Eminem and I only get one shot these days. At 20 I could squeeze off a few rounds but refractory period is a lot longer now. What I do want is a girl who wants to give a blow job because it gets her off that the other person is having pleasure that they’re giving. Still don’t want it unless that’s all that is on the menu.
Is that on your Grindr profile?I've never understood this. Fetishes in general are creepy
The Distinguished Gentleman is an underrated comedy that gives a great glimpse into the US political world.Eddie Murphy does not get the love he deserves. His early movies are fucking great. You have to coordinate.
distinguished gentleman is spectacular as well
It’s goddamned accurateThe Distinguished Gentleman is an underrated comedy that gives a great glimpse into the US political world.
”Jeff Johnson, the name you know”It’s goddamned accurate
Didn’t someone just do this? I swear I saw it.”Jeff Johnson, the name you know”
I feel like there was someone who did it recently but I cannot say for sure. I know some dead guy one a county seat a few years ago because he was still on the ballot and the zombies just voted like usual.Didn’t someone just do this? I swear I saw it.