Favorite Type of Cheese

Chad R. Thundercock

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I'm a cheese lover. I eat a lot of cheese. My diet requires that I eat about 200 grams of fat (ketogenic diet, if you're wondering), and eating cheese helps me meet the daily quota for the day.

Here are some of my favorite types of cheese:

La Vache qui Rit (The Laughing Cow)

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This thing is like crack to me. I can eat a wheel or two of this thing in one sitting - it's just that addictive. The texture is similar to that of whipped cream cheese - very suave, can be easily spread on crackers or toast, and literally melts in your mouth. The taste is very mild and a little sour. I prefer to eat these morsels alone.

Babybel

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These little bitesized wheels of cheese come encased in a wax shell. The taste is a little bitter at first with a mild aftertaste, and the texture is a gelatin-like, similar to that of mozzarella. I can eat a whole bag of them in a blink of an eye.

Feta Cheese

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I love feta cheese. I crumble a small block of it on my broccoli and cauliflower salad and top it with Caesar dressing.

Provolone

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I buy the pre-sliced packages. It's got a very smoky, yet mild taste to it, and the texture is a tad hard. It's got a pungent aroma that might turn some people off, but I don't mind it. After all, I am a foot fetish enthusiast.

Blue Cheese

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This is probably the most polarizing cheese of all - either you really hate it or you really love it. In my case, it's the latter. Perhaps the blue mold in the cheese can be off-putting to some people, but for me, I think it gives it a nice flavor and look. The consistency is similar to that of feta cheese - crumbly and a bit dry. I like to top it on my bun-less hamburgers, pork chops, steaks, and broccoli/cauliflower salads. Plus, they go great with buffalo wings - the thicker the sauce the better. Ranch is too runny and boring for me.


Here's an item on my bucket list:

Casu marzu

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Maggot infested cheese. Why the hell not?
 
Here's an item on my bucket list:

Casu marzu

maggot-cheese-casu-marzu.jpg


Maggot infested cheese. Why the hell not?

One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen or heard of. When you are eating something and the food itself is barely distinguishable from the maggots crawling around inside it, can it really be considered food anymore?
 
One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen or heard of. When you are eating something and the food itself is barely distinguishable from the maggots crawling around inside it, can it really be considered food anymore?

Well, you know, maggot is considered a delicacy in some countries so...
 
I just want to try it once for novelty purposes only. Life is too damn short anyway.

Go for it. I want to make it to the end of my life without acquiring the memory of that in my mouth. I'm considered a somewhat adventurous eater, but you have me beat.
 
Go for it. I want to make it to the end of my life without acquiring the memory of that in my mouth. I'm considered a somewhat adventurous eater, but you have me beat.

You're talking to a guy who likes to eat buttholes and suck on sweaty, smelly toes. My taste buds have been desensitized for a while now.
 
I just want to try it once for novelty purposes only. Life is too damn short anyway.

I've tried a lot of weird shit and liked it; Sustromming, haggis, black pudding, octopus, liver, kidneys, pancreas etc.

I draw the line at maggots wiggling around in my mouth.
 
I'm a cheese lover. I eat a lot of cheese. My diet requires that I eat about 200 grams of fat (ketogenic diet, if you're wondering), and eating cheese helps me meet the daily quota for the day.

Here are some of my favorite types of cheese:

La Vache qui Rit (The Laughing Cow)

5138899245_2bdba1fe33.jpg

single-wedge.png


This thing is like crack to me. I can eat a wheel or two of this thing in one sitting - it's just that addictive. The texture is similar to that of whipped cream cheese - very suave, can be easily spread on crackers or toast, and literally melts in your mouth. The taste is very mild and a little sour. I prefer to eat these morsels alone.

Babybel

main-qimg-a8876bbf2d3a9e4393adde1642500bd5-c


These little bitesized wheels of cheese come encased in a wax shell. The taste is a little bitter at first with a mild aftertaste, and the texture is a gelatin-like, similar to that of mozzarella. I can eat a whole bag of them in a blink of an eye.

Feta Cheese

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I love feta cheese. I crumble a small block of it on my broccoli and cauliflower salad and top it with Caesar dressing.

Provolone

20140328161306_96260.jpg


I buy the pre-sliced packages. It's got a very smoky, yet mild taste to it, and the texture is a tad hard. It's got a pungent aroma that might turn some people off, but I don't mind it. After all, I am a foot fetish enthusiast.

Blue Cheese

original_2-Historian-Roquefort-Blue-Cheese.jpg


This is probably the most polarizing cheese of all - either you really hate it or you really love it. In my case, it's the latter. Perhaps the blue mold in the cheese can be off-putting to some people, but for me, I think it gives it a nice flavor and look. The consistency is similar to that of feta cheese - crumbly and a bit dry. I like to top it on my bun-less hamburgers, pork chops, steaks, and broccoli/cauliflower salads. Plus, they go great with buffalo wings - the thicker the sauce the better. Ranch is too runny and boring for me.


Here's an item on my bucket list:

Casu marzu

maggot-cheese-casu-marzu.jpg


Maggot infested cheese. Why the hell not?

You must be bloated with estrogen girl
 
Cheddar
Brie
Buffalo mozzarella
Provolone
Goat cheese
Monterey Jack
 
I fucking love blue cheese. I would eat it straight up if it was socially acceptable. Feta too. I like Brie and goat cheese. Everything!

But i'm not the biggest mozzarella fan.
 
I'm lucky to live right near two excellent cheese shops. Anyway, if I have to pick, I like orange American, velveeta and wiz.
 
Well, you know, maggot is considered a delicacy in some countries so...


There's places in Africa where they have the idea that things SHOULD have bugs, worms and maggots in it because if those things don't even want to eat the food then it's probably not good enough for people to eat.
 
I'm a cheese lover. I eat a lot of cheese. My diet requires that I eat about 200 grams of fat (ketogenic diet, if you're wondering), and eating cheese helps me meet the daily quota for the day.

Here are some of my favorite types of cheese:

La Vache qui Rit (The Laughing Cow)

5138899245_2bdba1fe33.jpg

single-wedge.png


This thing is like crack to me. I can eat a wheel or two of this thing in one sitting - it's just that addictive. The texture is similar to that of whipped cream cheese - very suave, can be easily spread on crackers or toast, and literally melts in your mouth. The taste is very mild and a little sour. I prefer to eat these morsels alone.

Babybel

main-qimg-a8876bbf2d3a9e4393adde1642500bd5-c


These little bitesized wheels of cheese come encased in a wax shell. The taste is a little bitter at first with a mild aftertaste, and the texture is a gelatin-like, similar to that of mozzarella. I can eat a whole bag of them in a blink of an eye.

Feta Cheese

recipe-1641_Large500_ID-1435983.jpg


I love feta cheese. I crumble a small block of it on my broccoli and cauliflower salad and top it with Caesar dressing.

Provolone

20140328161306_96260.jpg


I buy the pre-sliced packages. It's got a very smoky, yet mild taste to it, and the texture is a tad hard. It's got a pungent aroma that might turn some people off, but I don't mind it. After all, I am a foot fetish enthusiast.

Blue Cheese

original_2-Historian-Roquefort-Blue-Cheese.jpg


This is probably the most polarizing cheese of all - either you really hate it or you really love it. In my case, it's the latter. Perhaps the blue mold in the cheese can be off-putting to some people, but for me, I think it gives it a nice flavor and look. The consistency is similar to that of feta cheese - crumbly and a bit dry. I like to top it on my bun-less hamburgers, pork chops, steaks, and broccoli/cauliflower salads. Plus, they go great with buffalo wings - the thicker the sauce the better. Ranch is too runny and boring for me.


Here's an item on my bucket list:

Casu marzu

maggot-cheese-casu-marzu.jpg


Maggot infested cheese. Why the hell not?

I knew there was a reason I lik.... accept you.
<mma4>
 
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