International Falling out of control Chinese rocket is seen flying over Washington DC

[JSN]

Somewhere in Africa could be the big winner in the Chinese rocket crash game.

I’d expect hijinks ala The Gods Must Be Crazy.

 

[Ruprecht]

Didn't this happen last time as well with the exact same design?

 

[Otto!]

Will the mutated space wuhan virus survive reentry?

 

[Snackbar]

This anti Asian rhetoric is out of hand, stop calling this the Chinese rocket.

 

[Hadron90]

Please don't refer to as the "Chinese Rocket". That's racist and stigmatizing. Use its scientific name: Long-March 5B.

 

[Topguntrophey]

Hopefully it doesn't land on a box of ballots that haven't been counted and could be it for the last election.

 

[gluehuffer1776]

https://rhg.com/research/chinas-emissions-surpass-developed-countries/

Btw is this true? That chinas greenhouse emissions exceeded the entire developed world combiners?

sounds like china needs greta thunberg

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

Do we have to quarantine from the Chinese rocket?

Just 14 days...we promise.

 

[Halifax]

Please don't refer to as the "Chinese Rocket". That's racist and stigmatizing. Use its scientific name: Long-March 5B.

Lol.
Funny how people try to jump on double meanings to words. If it was called the Canadian rocket or the American rocket nobody would give a fuck.

 

[ShadowRun]

Oh China responsible for more horrible stuff ? But hey no punishments just business and profiting from them...

 

[HereticBD]

Please don't refer to as the "Chinese Rocket". That's racist and stigmatizing. Use its scientific name: Long-March 5B.

And if it falls on an elementary school, please refer to the space debris from (redacted) as a "comet" and the gross negligence that caused it, an "act of God".

 

[Ruprecht]

Will the mutated space wuhan virus survive reentry?

Sounds like Day of the Triffids.

 

[Halifax]

Sounds like Day of the Triffids.

 

[jefferz]

I'm in DC metro area wish me luck sherbros

Remember your Fallout training. Hold out your thumb and if the mushroom cloud is smaller than your thumb, you're good. Just go up wind. If it's bigger than your thumb, kiss your ass good bye.

Didn't this happen last time as well with the exact same design?

Last time they lost control of the first part of their planned space station. This time it's the rocket that brought up a piece for a new space station.

 

[Shonuffbrad]

Dude, you don’t have the slightest clue about what you’re talking about. It’s a rocket not an anal probe

What’s the chance that a rocket will do an anal probe on me?

 

[ShinkanPo]

First the pandemic now this. I’m beginning to suspect that China sucks ass.

I am beginning to suspect they are trying to kill me

 

[Fluffernutter]

What are the odds of this rocket landing on me?

Are you inside or outside?

 

[Fluffernutter]

I'm in DC metro area wish me luck sherbros

Look both ways before crossing the street.

 

[KnightTemplar]

First the pandemic now this. I’m beginning to suspect that China sucks ass.

Beginning to suspect?!?!

 

[koquerelle]

I’d expect hijinks ala The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Damn. You must be as old as I am.