International Falling out of control Chinese rocket is seen flying over Washington DC

[Ophydian]

I'm in DC metro area wish me luck sherbros

So Bethesda?

 

[Ophydian]

First COVID now rockets? I heard this rocket was launched from Wuhan.

 

[ElKarlo]

Yes and China has been the biggest carbon dioxide emitter for years.

Yep. Well this is what happens when you have environmental and labor laws in the USA. Take those jobs outside the USA and it’s all good.

 

[PEB]

Man we need a space laser that can push stuff down and let it burn up over the pacific. Also way to be a boner biter China

We can shoot it down the defense department confirmed we have a ability to take it down. The problem they don't have anyway to avoid having the parts of it hit public areas if they do take it out.

 

[PEB]

Oh Vegas odds makers should get into this thing it could be funny predicting where it could come down or many not that funny who knows.

 

[PEB]

 

[Amerikuracana]

Donny darkos house

 

[PEB]

 

[HereticBD]

Just another whoopsie doodle from China.

 

[Yehudim]

We really need laws against trashcan countries trying to implement space programs and littering the atmosphere with junk

 

[Tairy Hesticles]

China sucks shit. Taiwan number one.

 

[Tairy Hesticles]

I'm in DC metro area wish me luck sherbros

Go to Baltimore. You should be safe there.

 

[PEB]

Somewhere in Africa could be the big winner in the Chinese rocket crash game.

 

[tonni]

Dude, you don’t have the slightest clue about what you’re talking about. It’s a rocket not an anal probe

I have IBS so getting probed has a 85% chance of being very, very messy.

 

[Broke Lester]

What are the odds of this rocket landing on me?

That depends on how lucky your family and friends are.

 

[D3THRONED]

China fucking sucks and water is wet. Back to you Tom.

 

[Halifax]

The garbageball returns

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

"This just in, a space station belonging to NASA has malfunctioned and will fall out of orbit in a matter of hours. Experts are unable to determine where exactly the remaining debris will strike, yet CNN is reporting that the White House is preparing drafts of a speech designed to apologise to the Chinese government, at this very time"

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

super fake and super gay

 

[Swing]

China Rocket -> Crockett. Shit, it's gonna hit the Alamo.