Facebook exposed my private account and now my gf is pissed

[Kim Jong Un]

Yeah, you weren't being clear enough, especially when you said this: I dont think its egregious to say I have no social media and then have 1 account.

So, since you lying about having an account is not "egregious" but you still admit you're "not blameless", what exactly are you trying to say you should be blamed for?

Maybe the semantics caused some confusion, but what I mean is that I made the wrong choice but its an easy mistake to make given the circumstances. Its the small lies we rationalize as no big deal but then kinda end up being a big deal.