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f me i just got arrested

You're ridiculous for smoking two marijuanas, you might overdose.
 
Oh wow! I don't know if you were driving too but when I was younger and smoked I never would carry the stuff like that I would have left it in my car. I wouldn't sweat it too much once your done with all the stupid court sh1t you have to go through it won't be as bad as you're expecting.
 
So you knew the risks, but decided to do it anyway.
 
A) I call bullshit. B) Only a dealer would have more than one bag of weed on their person. So if you got popped for dealing, so what. You knew the risk.

On top, how the fuck does bags of anything fall out of your pocket while walking? How slovenly are you?
 
This is what happens when you keep your weed in the same pocket as your condoms and astroglide.
 
Should've bribed the cop with a Meatball Marinara.
 
hang in there, man.

the situation doesn't look good, but you may not get fired. it may not be as bad as you think. maybe you'll just get a misdemeanor
 
Cops in Canada are usually pretty cool with small amounts of weed. I was caught with two joints and the cop just took them away after putting me in the back of the cop car to scaring the shit out of me haha.
I've had cops take my weed before (This was at 1 AM, a couple hours after Lesnar/Overeem). But this past October I was pulled over for speeding, and the cop smelled dope (I was not smoking, and all I had was MAYBE a .5. It was crumbs). So he tells me I'm under arrest for posession an driving while intoxicated before searching me or offering a Breathalyzer, which I never got. I got a bit mouthy, but the asshole called for back up, and after searching me and finding nothing (they did eventually find the weed in the car), the cop ripped my right pant leg down to my knee. They took my wallet, glasses, iPod and cellphone, kept them in my car and impounded it. I refused a ride with them, so I had to walk home like a moron with my pants half off.

Fast forward three weeks, officer douche bag charges me with resisting arrest on top of the posession charge he initially gave me. I told him from the very beginning I had class the next day and he was wasting his time.

THREE court appearances later, the cops STILL have not handed over disclosure (The amount of weed, the police report, and if there's any dash can footage). All this over maybe half a joint. I also ended up getting my license suspended for a month, despite not getting a speeding ticket either. So I was never given the chance to appear and defend myself for the speeding ticket, because my suppose court date passed without me knowing.

Fuck the police.
 
How did they just "fall out"?
 
I've had cops take my weed before (This was at 1 AM, a couple hours after Lesnar/Overeem). But this past October I was pulled over for speeding, and the cop smelled dope (I was not smoking, and all I had was MAYBE a .5. It was crumbs).

Did you smoke in the car sometime before or just carrying? You need a sploof and febreeze when driving while tokin.
 
I've had cops take my weed before (This was at 1 AM, a couple hours after Lesnar/Overeem). But this past October I was pulled over for speeding, and the cop smelled dope (I was not smoking, and all I had was MAYBE a .5. It was crumbs). So he tells me I'm under arrest for posession an driving while intoxicated before searching me or offering a Breathalyzer, which I never got. I got a bit mouthy, but the asshole called for back up, and after searching me and finding nothing (they did eventually find the weed in the car), the cop ripped my right pant leg down to my knee. They took my wallet, glasses, iPod and cellphone, kept them in my car and impounded it. I refused a ride with them, so I had to walk home like a moron with my pants half off.

Fast forward three weeks, officer douche bag charges me with resisting arrest on top of the posession charge he initially gave me. I told him from the very beginning I had class the next day and he was wasting his time.

THREE court appearances later, the cops STILL have not handed over disclosure (The amount of weed, the police report, and if there's any dash can footage). All this over maybe half a joint. I also ended up getting my license suspended for a month, despite not getting a speeding ticket either. So I was never given the chance to appear and defend myself for the speeding ticket, because my suppose court date passed without me knowing.

Fuck the police.

Lol, you burn-outs have some wild stories.

Jk. Sucks, bro.
 
I've had cops take my weed before (This was at 1 AM, a couple hours after Lesnar/Overeem). But this past October I was pulled over for speeding, and the cop smelled dope (I was not smoking, and all I had was MAYBE a .5. It was crumbs). So he tells me I'm under arrest for posession an driving while intoxicated before searching me or offering a Breathalyzer, which I never got. I got a bit mouthy, but the asshole called for back up, and after searching me and finding nothing (they did eventually find the weed in the car), the cop ripped my right pant leg down to my knee. They took my wallet, glasses, iPod and cellphone, kept them in my car and impounded it. I refused a ride with them, so I had to walk home like a moron with my pants half off.

Fast forward three weeks, officer douche bag charges me with resisting arrest on top of the posession charge he initially gave me. I told him from the very beginning I had class the next day and he was wasting his time.

THREE court appearances later, the cops STILL have not handed over disclosure (The amount of weed, the police report, and if there's any dash can footage). All this over maybe half a joint. I also ended up getting my license suspended for a month, despite not getting a speeding ticket either. So I was never given the chance to appear and defend myself for the speeding ticket, because my suppose court date passed without me knowing.

Fuck the police.


Th police simply have to much authority over us. I'm willing to risk it and remove their authority. Thinking that they are going to be there to protect you is a disease to begin with. We need to take our rights back. Cops own us in a sense. They are the most powerful people in the nation.
 
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