Ever buy anything off the dark web?

Gave me the power to kill lizards.
When I lived in South Florida, some people there would let wild lizards stay in their house because they kill bugs and whatnot. I never intentionally did that, but I did find a dead one in my house once, so...
 
i bought something on there... looking back i wouldnt do it again. I bought a severed ape hand that granted me 5 magic wishes. Sadly I wasted all 5 wishes trying to impress sluts at the bar and im out fifty bucks,
 
On the original SilkRoad:

Coke (many times)
MDMA (several times)

I remember having over 10btc in my wallet when they were about $12 like 8 years ago. If only I still had access to the computer with my wallet on it.

The good old days........
 
No I’m a tech re-tard. I just put on an ad blocker for Sherdog because this site is flooded with shit ads. I can’t think of anything I would buy online through shady means that I can’t get through Amazon.
 
On the original SilkRoad:

Coke (many times)
MDMA (several times)

I remember having over 10btc in my wallet when they were about $12 like 8 years ago. If only I still had access to the computer with my wallet on it.
What's the difference between many and several
 
I am not tech savvy at all, so I’d be afraid of some hacker taking over my computer and stealing my credit card info to buy a bunch of sex dolls and UFC hot fog branders.

They only accept crypto currencies on all those sites.
 
No, but a gentleman I once knew ordered Xanax and shit off international online pharmacies
 
Yes several times off Silk Road (rip) over a decade ago, when I was into not so good things. Bought BTC for around $30 to purchase (goddamnit). Does take a little research and knowledge of using crypto as well.
 
Rumour is most online markets are pretty scam loaded.
Buyer beware.
They used to be awesome
Almost all legitimate Dark Web markets use escrow. That way the seller can’t scam you or they won’t receive the funds. There have been several instances where the ones running the market shutdown and take all the users funds.

It’s pretty easy to find reviews to find legit markets though.
 
Eating. The owner said it was a free range lizard that only ate dragonfly’s. Then I open the motherfucker up with a knife and find a bunch of crickets. Never buying anything on the dark web again.


Thats awful bro, and it reminds me of @Zer 's story about opening his darkweb purchase and finding a mentally ill 35 year old Russian midget.
 
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