Ever buy anything off the dark web?

[Snackbar]

Ordered a Philipino ladyboy and received a Thai man-lady

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I am in the market for a used Thai man-lady. Pm me.

 

[elwani]

Credit card information of all platinum members of Sherdog

 

[William Huggins]

Have you TS, what did you buy?

 

[raty tat tat]

What did you buy? Did you get scammed? Is it still a thing?

Nice try FBI

 

[ssBaldy]

Здравствуйте, товарищ майор!

No I havent, I only sell

 

[HARRISON_3]

I thought mayberry was the dark web

 

[lsa]

I'm having a 50% off sale this weekend!

time for me to get another lizard!!

 

[Tone C]

I bought a lizard from Australia and it bit me.

Did it die of food poisoning?

 

[Slobodan]

time for me to get another lizard!!

Don't feed it spicy wings like your other one!

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

What did you buy? Did you get scammed? Is it still a thing?

I thought about it when I got onto the new Silk Road thingy. I could get a big bag of weed cookies for 80, the same would be free off my mate who makes then so thought better of it.

Did think about buying coke off there, with the ratings system you know how good it is, was quite expensive but at least I'd know I'd be getting the good shit.

 

[Merlotte's]

Did you get any superpowers from it?

Gave me the power to kill lizards.

Did it die of food poisoning?

See above.

 

[Ichibanner]

Ordered a pet called a Mogwai. Super cute, stayed up with me one night eating pizza and playing video games.

Little shit must have ran away when I passed out around midnight but not before chewing the wiring on my lawn mower and messing up the brakes on my truck.....

 

[Otto!]

I am not tech savvy at all, so I’d be afraid of some hacker taking over my computer and stealing my credit card info to buy a bunch of sex dolls and UFC hot fog branders.

 

[William Huggins]

I am not tech savvy at all, so I’d be afraid of some hacker taking over my computer and stealing my credit card info to buy a bunch of sex dolls and UFC hot fog branders.

I wouldn't do that to you........

 

[Otto!]

I wouldn't do that to you........

Thank you for being considerate. Unless you’re baiting me for free sex dolls and hotdog branders. Hmmm who to trust….

 

[William Huggins]

Thank you for being considerate. Unless you’re baiting me for free sex dolls and hotdog branders. Hmmm who to trust….

How about hotdog branded sex dolls?

 

[gluehuffer1776]

Rumour is most online markets are pretty scam loaded.
Buyer beware.
They used to be awesome

if the seller lets you put it in escrow until the object of desire arrives it will be pretty safe

 

[Alphaboy]

I've downloaded for the first time last week. But it was a headache navigating so I just gave up.

 

[Alphaboy]

and Alphabay

What's that?

 

[Otto!]

How about hotdog branded sex dolls?