Entire UFC Lightweight top 10 VS 1 Silverback Gorilla

[WhiteMousse]

Are you serious?

The 10 guys would win. Gorillas are stupid, and they're fearful. They thrive only in what they know, and they certainly don't know man. Put 10 guys in a room with a gorilla and it will run to a corner and call for its tribe. It won't understand what is happening and will cower in fear and submit.

It might even do that in the presence of five men.

 

[Ilovepizza]

Are you serious?

The 10 guys would win. Gorillas are stupid, and they're fearful. They thrive only in what they know, and they certainly don't know man. Put 10 guys in a room with a gorilla and it will run to a corner and call for its tribe. It won't understand what is happening and will cower in fear and submit.

It might even do that in the presence of five men.

Ill pay you 10000 (1000 per head) euros.
You dont want to piss off a gorilla.

 

[Ozze]

Does the gorilla even UFC brah?

 

[Squall10]

A 130lb chimp can easily snap the arms of full a grown man with just it's grip strength. Now imagine a silverback gorilla that is at least three times that size.

Doesn't matter. Humans can deadlift 600 pounds. But it takes SPACE and TIME to EXERT that FORCE, by the time it has exerted that force the gorilla genitals have been mutilated and it's eyes gouged.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

While of course the troll is obvious as is the answer(gorilla duh). People in this thread must not know there have been 2(I think) documented cases of a killing bears with their bare hands. One even has its own plaque, that reads
"Rocky Mountain Grizzly Bear
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
This bear was taken by world famous hunter and hunting guide C. Dale Petersen of Jackson Hole, Wyoming. It is one of only two grizzlies known to have been killed "without" the use of modern weaponry. Verified by game biologists, Mr. Petersen killed this bear with his hands, and oddly enough, his teeth. It is known that this bear had been aggravated by a group of backpackers, shortly thereafter, Petersen, unaware of previous happenings, came upon the bear. A fight-to-the-death ensued. Petersen, having his right hand and arm wedged in the bear's throat, actually used his own teeth and jaws to pinch off the bear's jugular vein. When the bear passed-out from the lack blood flow to the brain, Petersen beat the bear in the head with a stick."

So fuck it Ferg by ankle pick to throat biting.

A bear isnt a humanoid primate with thumbs and can make fists and grab you like me and u can..big difference and for everyone guy who kills a bear by biting it..theres 100 before him who die horrible deaths..dont like those odds one bit.

 

[Ilovepizza]

Doesn't matter. Humans can deadlift 600 pounds. But it takes SPACE and TIME to EXERT that FORCE, by the time it has exerted that force the gorilla genitals have been mutilated and it's eyes gouged.

Find a guy and film this. Ill give you 1.000 euros.


and i thought BJJ&MT guys are delusional.

 

[MadmanMMA]

In addition to being inhumanely strong, silverback gorillas are explosive as a fuck. Humans would stand no chance. They'd quickly realize they are going to die soon and shit their pants, as they saw a silverback move aggressively towards them

 

[Gnomecuddler]

Maybe if you send in a group of WMMA fighters....the gorilla will choose to mate instead of smash.

A few would most likely die of that aswell tho

 

[Squall10]

Find a guy and film this. Ill give you 1.000 euros.


and i thought BJJ&MT guys are delusional.

You aren't very bright, and you ridiculed the strength and agility of a grizzly bear. You have ignored the potential of humans, who have relied on thousands of years practice dealing with wild animals. You lack basic sense. If one man can miraculously survive a grizzly attack, ten men can apply their wits and collective strength to rip apart the gorilla.

 

[Ilovepizza]

You aren't very bright, and you ridiculed the strength and agility of a grizzly bear. You have ignored the potential of humans, who have relied on thousands of years practice dealing with wild animals. You lack basic sense. If one man can miraculously survive a grizzly attack, ten men can apply their wits and collective strength to rip apart the gorilla.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

A bear isnt a humanoid primate with thumbs and can make fists and grab you like me and u can..big difference and for everyone guy who kills a bear by biting it..theres 100 before him who die horrible deaths..dont like those odds one bit.

Im just saying one dude might do something to the extent it would be fatal to the gorilla and that people have survived and won in extreme scenarios, not that it's the likely out come.

I'll say this again, I'm on the gorilla sides here fellas, but this thread makes me laugh.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

Ill pay you 10000 (1000 per head) euros.
You dont want to piss off a gorilla.

It is quite amazing how over confident people can be when they do not know quite how low on the food chain we would be without tools. We are one of the p4p weakest predators when unarmed.

 

[White belt and pants]

Chimpanzees have literally ripped off people’s faces, buttcheeks, genitals and hands in seconds and silverbacks are 3 times their size. Anyone that is within reach would be disfigured instantly.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

You aren't very bright, and you ridiculed the strength and agility of a grizzly bear. You have ignored the potential of humans, who have relied on thousands of years practice dealing with wild animals. You lack basic sense. If one man can miraculously survive a grizzly attack, ten men can apply their wits and collective strength to rip apart the gorilla.

You both are doing the exact same thing to an extent, you are over estimating humans, while underestimating nature.

1-100 I'd say the gorilla wins on most occasions (especially if it's in the wild true terroritorial alpha mutha fuck that are out there). Would/could the humans win? Absolutely. I just think alot of humans, especially people who've never experienced war(of the alike) really underestimate the "Oh fucj what do I do " moments when limbs are ripped off and faces ate. That's just my opinion.

 

[Squall10]

10

You both are doing the exact same thing to an extent, you are over estimating humans, while underestimating nature.

1-100 I'd say the gorilla wins on most occasions (especially if it's in the wild true terroritorial alpha mutha fuck that are out there). Would/could the humans win? Absolutely. I just think alot of humans, especially people who've never experienced war(of the alike) really underestimate the "Oh fucj what do I do " moments when limbs are ripped off and faces ate. That's just my opinion.

10 LW fighters, give them the tribal wisdom handed down by generations. Trust me that fucking gorilla is DEAD.

 

[White belt and pants]

They rip off whatever they get a hold of. One by one they would all die. If an animal can use its hand to rip your face off then there’s just no chance even with ten people

 

[Merman]

But if the Gorilla is a filthy untrained casual that only started watching when Conor signed with the UFC there's no way it could defend an RNC.

Even if the gorilla had the same skill set as Connie it still couldn't defend the RNC.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

10

10 LW fighters, give them the tribal wisdom handed down by generations. Trust me that fucking gorilla is DEAD.

Now we are adding more variables and is no longer the same hypothetical equation.

My friend, is there not a single out come where the gorilla would win? How many do you think would die, if any?

 

[Koro]

The gorilla can only take one at a time by pining him down and pounding/biting. In the meantime, the men still standing can attack the gorilla. The question is: what can you do to a gorilla if you have a free shot? Maybe a kick to the temples or back of its head?
Dunno... 10 professional fighters beating one gorilla seems doable with some coordination.

 

[Ilovepizza]

The gorilla can only take one at a time by pining him down and pounding/biting. In the meantime, the men still standing can attack the gorilla. The question is: what can you do to a gorilla if you have a free shot? Maybe a kick to the temples or back of its head?
Dunno... 10 professional fighters beating one gorilla seems doable with some coordination.

the gorilla is strong enough to quite literally tear the humans arms and legs off.
Let's say you have a spear.: if you just hit the gorilla in a non fatal/deadly area, you are ded.

You make the gorilla more aggressive => he kills you faster.


your BJJ,MT,Wrestling,Sambo&boxing means nothing vs an animal. That will certainly help you against people, but in most cases not against wild animals.

imo chimpanzees are much more dangerous, cuz they are very aggressive.