Entire UFC Lightweight top 10 VS 1 Silverback Gorilla

[WarDronx]

I wasn't as surprised that the thread was made. I was more surprised that it got to a second page.

 

[Squall10]

reminds me of floyd vs ronda.

Find some people and tell me what it was like.

The law of economics is called opportunity cost. For every attack of the gorilla, it must ignore 5 6 or 7 attacks of the group. A group of ten schoolkids can push a bus out of the snow.

Ten fighters? Can rip the gorillas hanging testicles, gouge it's eyes, and supply the force to knock the animal down.

 

[Ilovepizza]

The law of economics is called opportunity cost. For every attack of the gorilla, it must ignore 5 6 or 7 attacks of the group. A group of ten schoolkids can push a bus out of the snow.

Ten fighters? Can rip the gorillas hanging testicles, gouge it's eyes, and supply the force to knock the animal down.

 

[Deleted member 391673]

Here's a horse trotting. Not sprinting or trying to hurt someone and it completely kills a fat full grown woman dead. Humans are absolutely feeble.

did she really die? man, i hope not.

 

[Ysgramor]

Dudes, people are animals too. Sure the gorilla is way stronger, but when we aren’t fat fucks watching tv and eating junk food, we are scary ass monsters. Just go to a war zone to see what you are scared of, silverbacks or gangs of frustrated men? That gorilla takes out 3 guys before the savagery of the group wakes up...

Without weapons the humans have no chance. And yes we are animals, but we are not primitive like a Gorrila.

From the get go, the Silverback would throw everything at the humans, go full kill mode. Humans if not psycho's don't have that in them.

And even if the 10 dudes are psycho's, without weapons they stand no chance.

 

[Deleted member 391673]

even if it was 10 brock lesnars, at best what they can hope for is to crowd the gorilla, hold it down and suffocate it that way, but i don't think that is very likely. the gorilla can probably power through that scrum.

you would need genetically modified people.

for instance: a genetic lesnar-overeem hybrid weighing 350lbs at 8ft might put up a fight, but even then the gorilla is probably the favorite.

however, if it is 10 350lb 8ft lesnar-overeem hybrids, i would bet on the hybrids.

 

[madi]

Look how calm a Gorilla can easily drags a full grown man. Imagine if he wanted to get violent.

 

[MadDogMahoney]

Haha nice. The gorilla imo.

 

[AtaTheCrow]

Without weapons the humans have no chance. And yes we are animals, but we are not primitive like a Gorrila.

From the get go, the Silverback would throw everything at the humans, go full kill mode. Humans if not psycho's don't have that in them.

And even if the 10 dudes are psycho's, without weapons they stand no chance.

No, you have no clue. Humans can easely go full kill mode and be fearless. Animals can not! Especialy when they see an amount of other animals go at them.
The Gorilla, even a silverback will shit himselm and go full pussy mode.
Men, especially those foghters will do it easely. The Gorilla will pussy out and gas the fuck out if he attemts to fight 10 fearless humans.

 

[Ilovepizza]

No, you have no clue. Humans can easely go full kill mode and be fearless. Animals can not! Especialy when they see an amount of other animals go at them.
The Gorilla, even a silverback will shit himselm and go full pussy mode.
Men, especially those foghters will do it easely. The Gorilla will pussy out and gas the fuck out if he attemts to fight 10 fearless humans.

You are lucky a gorilla isnt as aggressive as a chimpanzee.


But you dont want to piss off a gorilla.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Here's a horse trotting. Not sprinting or trying to hurt someone and it completely kills a fat full grown woman dead. Humans are absolutely feeble.

... Stunned... Wow.. But yes your right if any 10 unarmed humans tried to corner a gorilla or some how provoked a fight..theyd lose horribly..you gotta remember this animals not going to fight by humans rules and is strong enough to pull limbs apart and squash skulls and have large teeth..humans invited weapons/shields and armor for a reason becuase we need it lol view above gif for proof

 

[MeanStreets]

10 manlets vs 1 Sliverback

Sliverback crushes, easy.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

While of course the troll is obvious as is the answer(gorilla duh). People in this thread must not know there have been 2(I think) documented cases of a killing bears with their bare hands. One even has its own plaque, that reads
"Rocky Mountain Grizzly Bear
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
This bear was taken by world famous hunter and hunting guide C. Dale Petersen of Jackson Hole, Wyoming. It is one of only two grizzlies known to have been killed "without" the use of modern weaponry. Verified by game biologists, Mr. Petersen killed this bear with his hands, and oddly enough, his teeth. It is known that this bear had been aggravated by a group of backpackers, shortly thereafter, Petersen, unaware of previous happenings, came upon the bear. A fight-to-the-death ensued. Petersen, having his right hand and arm wedged in the bear's throat, actually used his own teeth and jaws to pinch off the bear's jugular vein. When the bear passed-out from the lack blood flow to the brain, Petersen beat the bear in the head with a stick."

So fuck it Ferg by ankle pick to throat biting.

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

No, you have no clue. Humans can easely go full kill mode and be fearless. Animals can not! Especialy when they see an amount of other animals go at them.
The Gorilla, even a silverback will shit himselm and go full pussy mode.
Men, especially those foghters will do it easely. The Gorilla will pussy out and gas the fuck out if he attemts to fight 10 fearless humans.

i legit lol'd

 

[Squall10]

Herp derp. In absolute terms, a grizzly bear is stronger than a gorilla. Men have survived grizzly bear attacks, see the movie Revenants. The silverback needs space and time to attack. If none of these are given it can be subdued and maimed all at once.

 

[wookie brawl]

Unarmed, there is nothing 10 trained men can do against a silverback. Those silverbacks can rip a mans arm with ease.

 

[Ilovepizza]

a fooking cimpanze managed to pull fucken 1260 pounds and he didnt know what he was doing.

While of course the troll is obvious as is the answer(gorilla duh). People in this thread must not know there have been 2(I think) documented cases of a killing bears with their bare hands. One even has its own plaque, that reads
"Rocky Mountain Grizzly Bear
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
This bear was taken by world famous hunter and hunting guide C. Dale Petersen of Jackson Hole, Wyoming. It is one of only two grizzlies known to have been killed "without" the use of modern weaponry. Verified by game biologists, Mr. Petersen killed this bear with his hands, and oddly enough, his teeth. It is known that this bear had been aggravated by a group of backpackers, shortly thereafter, Petersen, unaware of previous happenings, came upon the bear. A fight-to-the-death ensued. Petersen, having his right hand and arm wedged in the bear's throat, actually used his own teeth and jaws to pinch off the bear's jugular vein. When the bear passed-out from the lack blood flow to the brain, Petersen beat the bear in the head with a stick."

So fuck it Ferg by ankle pick to throat biting.

depends on the bear breed. a silverback can rip apart the jaws of a bear.

 

[Ilovepizza]

Herp derp. In absolute terms, a grizzly bear is stronger than a gorilla. Men have survived grizzly bear attacks, see the movie Revenants. The silverback needs space and time to attack. If none of these are given it can be subdued and maimed all at once.

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it takes 1 full smash and your fat grizzly biiiir is ded.
you are really taking this seriously... holyshit.

again: Find some people and tell me what it was like.

 

[Benoitthegr8]

I think 9 would see what a silverback did to 1 and would be terrified and run for cover...lol

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

The law of economics is called opportunity cost. For every attack of the gorilla, it must ignore 5 6 or 7 attacks of the group. A group of ten schoolkids can push a bus out of the snow.

Ten fighters? Can rip the gorillas hanging testicles, gouge it's eyes, and supply the force to knock the animal down.

Yeah, but the real question is whose gonna be the first human to have the balls to rush the gorilla, this is where psychological fears come into play and mere statistical laws that wouldn't have a good case of "real world value" in this senario. Once you see a dudes body limb get ripped off like it wasn't shit, that literally rewires something in your brain. All 10 of those men can either fight, flight, for freeze. I'd be willing to be the odds are all 10 aren't fighting.