Entire UFC Lightweight top 10 VS 1 Silverback Gorilla

Who the fuck comes up with these threads??
<DisgustingHHH>
 
Maybe Conor could distract him with his Gorilla tattoo, then whilst the gorilla is checking out the gorilla tattoo Conor could slip him that left, game over, probably wouldn't even need the other 9 LWs.
 
If they’re armed with non-sharp weapons like a baseball bat I’m still picking the gorilla

If they get swords or spears or something I’ll take the lightweights

If they get no weapons they don’t even last 5 minutes
 
Maybe if they had some long ass spears or something, in unarmed combat there's literally nothing any of them could do to a silverback.
 
If they’re armed with non-sharp weapons like a baseball bat I’m still picking the gorilla

If they get swords or spears or something I’ll take the lightweights

If they get no weapons they don’t even last 5 minutes

if you just hit the gorilla in a non fatal/deadly area, you are ded.
 
if you just hit the gorilla in a non fatal/deadly area, you are ded.
The gorilla would still kill a bunch of them but with 10 guys you get a lot of chances at something vital while it’s mauling the other guys and stuff I feel like eventually they’d get it
 
Lol what? Maybe with weapons.

1 gorilla would kill the top 10 HWs together much less 10 small ass LWs. Humans are pathetic in terms of strength.
No, with 4 men rushing, the animal can be knocked down, the eyes can be gouged out, and the animal can be given no space to move. 10 highly trained fighters can overcome the strength and savagery of the creature.
 
No, with 4 men rushing, the animal can be knocked down, the eyes can be gouged out, and the animal can be given no space to move. 10 highly trained fighters can overcome the strength and savagery of the creature.

good luck
"highly trained fighters"
<36>

makes him more aggressive => he will just kill you faster.
 
good luck
<36>

makes him more aggressive => he will just kill you faster
There's no question the animal with one blow can kill a man. But he can't kill a group. Once the group together has decided that the price of success is that 2 or 3 will be killed in violent fashion, they accept these consequences and act with one mind. Testosterone will supply the violent instincts necessary to subdue and maim the animal.
 
No, with 4 men rushing, the animal can be knocked down, the eyes can be gouged out, and the animal can be given no space to move. 10 highly trained fighters can overcome the strength and savagery of the creature.

{<jordan}

A gorilla has the strength of 10 men combined. Even if they all magically exerted full force on the gorilla at the same time it is only equal to what the gorilla could do and that's impossible.

"Trained fighters" you say that as if trained fighters have knowledge of silverbacks or fighting wildlife. Clinching a gorilla against the fence isn't a tactic. You'd be better off with 10 wildlife experts who know animal behaviour.

The 10 fighters couldn't hurt the gorilla in the slightest and the gorilla would likely pick the alpha of the 10 and rip it's head off before ripping the other guys who are terrified limb from limb. Also the gorilla can use it's feet like arms and has massive fangs.
 
There's no question the animal with one blow can kill a man. But he can't kill a group. Once the group together has decided that the price of success is that 2 or 3 will be killed in violent fashion, they accept these consequences and act with one mind. Testosterone will supply the violent instincts necessary to subdue and maim the animal.

reminds me of floyd vs ronda.
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Find some people and tell me what it was like.


<mma4>
 
Definitely the 10 LWs, it can be teased to exhaustion then it's genetals ripped off and it will bleed to death.
 
Dudes, people are animals too. Sure the gorilla is way stronger, but when we aren’t fat fucks watching tv and eating junk food, we are scary ass monsters. Just go to a war zone to see what you are scared of, silverbacks or gangs of frustrated men? That gorilla takes out 3 guys before the savagery of the group wakes up...
 
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