Eh yo Jon what would you do against this?

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  1. Agent Mulder's Hair

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    Against a dude you cannot hurt but he can hurt you with any single strike?

     
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    Hey Jon jones.....what would you do against a guy you can't hurt but that can hurt you? Just wondering
     
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    "I would get my ass beat, AMH, that's what."

    "I know jon. I know. It's ok though you gonna be just fine...."



    also....stop drinkin motherfucker. i mean damn. for real?
     
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    He would run, just like he does with USADA.

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    You punch him wit everything you got

    he smiles

    you wilt
     
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    Poke him in the eyes with out stretched fingers?
     
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    you think jones is going to stand there and trade shot with chuck? hes going to pick chuck apart from distance and murk him with elbow and knee once chuck get close.
    chuck would be lucky to able to walk after jones done with him
     
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    This ain't gustaffson we're talkin about. THIS dude will KILL you Jon!
     
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    good thing chuck is not gus.
     
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    Everything alright at home Agent Mulder? You wanna keep talking to yourself? [​IMG]
     
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    He would ragdoll Chuck and bow his head into Bolivian.

    Jones is a roid cheat and a despicable human by many standards but in the Octagon, with boner pills he is the best fighter in MMA history.

    There is not a single person in any era at their prime who I would expect to beat Jones. And I personally consider GSP GOAT but only because of Jon's roids.
     
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    Run his car into an old man walking a dog, maybe.
     
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    hawaiian kenpo style. i like it!
     
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    This IS what would happen you noobs
     
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    Motherfucker would circle the cage like he was water going down a drain in south america

    he would run like he had Forrest Gump's new legs

    "ouch! shit that hurt!" is what he'd be sayin. How can I exploit the rules to my advantage here?!

    Prime Chuck would beat the absolute piss outta this dude. beat his ass he would.
     
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    Chuck hit a hell of a lot harder than Gus. And look at how many times Gus tagged Jones.
     
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    chuck hit harder but his boxing, footwork, timing and speed is not even close to gustafsson.
    theres way more to this than just being a harder puncher
    glover and rampage hit harder chuck and jones destroyed both of them
     
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    Probably this...

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    Athletic fighters that can mix it up are Liddell's kryptonite
     
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    ^ this
     
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    Kevin fuckin Randleman wasn't any problem......noob....

    and that motherfucker suplexed Fedor

    Chuck busted him up.... AND helped him win against prime Cro Cop!
     
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