Eh yo Jon what would you do against this?

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Against a dude you cannot hurt but he can hurt you with any single strike?

 
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Hey Jon jones.....what would you do against a guy you can't hurt but that can hurt you? Just wondering
 
Hey Jon jones.....what would you do against a guy you can't hurt but that can hurt you? Just wondering

"I would get my ass beat, AMH, that's what."

"I know jon. I know. It's ok though you gonna be just fine...."



also....stop drinkin motherfucker. i mean damn. for real?
 
He would run, just like he does with USADA.

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you think jones is going to stand there and trade shot with chuck? hes going to pick chuck apart from distance and murk him with elbow and knee once chuck get close.
chuck would be lucky to able to walk after jones done with him
 
He would ragdoll Chuck and bow his head into Bolivian.

Jones is a roid cheat and a despicable human by many standards but in the Octagon, with boner pills he is the best fighter in MMA history.

There is not a single person in any era at their prime who I would expect to beat Jones. And I personally consider GSP GOAT but only because of Jon's roids.
 
He would run, just like he does with USADA.

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Motherfucker would circle the cage like he was water going down a drain in south america

he would run like he had Forrest Gump's new legs

"ouch! shit that hurt!" is what he'd be sayin. How can I exploit the rules to my advantage here?!

Prime Chuck would beat the absolute piss outta this dude. beat his ass he would.
 
Chuck hit a hell of a lot harder than Gus. And look at how many times Gus tagged Jones.
chuck hit harder but his boxing, footwork, timing and speed is not even close to gustafsson.
theres way more to this than just being a harder puncher
glover and rampage hit harder chuck and jones destroyed both of them
 
Probably this...

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Athletic fighters that can mix it up are Liddell's kryptonite
 
Probably this...

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Athletic fighters that can mix it up are Liddell's kryptonite

Kevin fuckin Randleman wasn't any problem......noob....

and that motherfucker suplexed Fedor

Chuck busted him up.... AND helped him win against prime Cro Cop!
 
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