earthquake in SoCal

[Fedorgasm]

I was sitting on the toilet when it happened. If it had been a big quake I would've died, because no way was I going to run out bare-assed to find cover. So I just sat there, pooping, and thinking about how this is the way my family is going to find my body.

Was quite traumatic.

Hold me, Bros.

 

[GODZILLA213]

Learn to swim

 

[JAEGERX]

sitting in the toilet taking a shit its the best spot to be on if an earthquake hits

 

[Estemachine]

A 6.4 not too bad

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-earthquake-california-shake-quake-20190704-story.html

 

[heavyarms21]

Learn to Fly

 

[Fedorgasm]

sitting in the toilet taking a shit its the best spot to be on if an earthquake hits

I would prefer a helicopter.








Yup, taking a shit in a helicopter.....

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Learn to swim

 

[faustian]

Thoughts and prayers to Northern Mexico

 

[TSO]

Dude, it was a roller, just enjoy the ride.

 

[Kona Bear]

Still waiting for, Johnny Tsunami.

Thankfully I’ve got a high rise.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I was sitting on the toilet when it happened. If it had been a big quake I would've died, because no way was I going to run out bare-assed to find cover. So I just sat there, pooping, and thinking about how this is the way my family is going to find my body.

Was quite traumatic.

Hold me, Bros.

If its good enough for Elvis, its good enough for some dude from a karate forum

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I was sitting on the toilet when it happened. If it had been a big quake I would've died, because no way was I going to run out bare-assed to find cover. So I just sat there, pooping, and thinking about how this is the way my family is going to find my body.

Was quite traumatic.

Hold me, Bros.

I would have no problem diving/running for cover with shit falling out my ass

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Learn to Fly

But I ain't got wings

 

[Fedorgasm]

I would have no problem diving/running for cover with shit falling out my ass

I would've thought the same thing, but when it actually happened to me I just sat there.

Guess you never can tell how you're going to react until you're actually in that situation.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Rub some liniment on it.

 

[minute bull]

Thoughts and prayers to Northern Mexico

Thank you to America's peen.

 

[mb23100]

Felt it here in Vegas

 

[Graves The Elder]

SoCal, don't care.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

can't you stop pooping?

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I was in a 15 story building and boy did it sway.