Due to not getting a divorce or be in the doghouse for a week

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by hunt12, Sep 2, 2018.

  1. hunt12

    hunt12 Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2014
    Messages:
    271
    Likes Received:
    540
    What is the one card you missed that you absolutely wished you could have seen but due to the spouse and the leash you had to bypass? Well mine was Mcnugget vs Mendes. At that time I was a mcnuthugger and Lawler was my favourite fighter. The Mrs decided to book a surprise surfing lesson (Im in Australia and we watch sunday mid afternoon). Long story short I had to go, missed the whole main card, Caught no waves and missed one of the most hyped main cards/ fight of the year. Running out of excuses to get me to watch all these cards..
     
  2. DeeDubb

    DeeDubb Gracie Online Black Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2009
    Messages:
    806
    Likes Received:
    1,936
    Only filthy causals have significant others. The real fans have too much testosterone to be in the same room as a woman for more than 10 minutes.
     
  3. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2014
    Messages:
    28,695
    Likes Received:
    118,048
    Location:
    Lake Jackson
    Missed a bunch of major PPVs while dealing with divorce and custody court. Too many to count. Missed May Mac because I was homeless after my ex took everything from me.
     
    Aerosol, Zodd, tasticles and 41 others like this.
  4. The Blob

    The Blob Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2018
    Messages:
    280
    Likes Received:
    1,052
    I missed out on UFC 205 because I was on a cruise in Hawaii

    Asked the barman if they showed the event, but he was like "Nah it costs an establishment thousands to show a PPV because they have to pay for however many people the bar can hold"

    But I downloaded it at the hotel two days later. Legit stayed off the internet for two days to not spoil it for myself.
     
  5. SCTwins

    SCTwins Black Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2011
    Messages:
    7,220
    Likes Received:
    17,734
    This is a very specific question and I feel like you might be going through something.
     
  6. Rondas Pillow

    Rondas Pillow Black Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2015
    Messages:
    5,181
    Likes Received:
    13,634
    She couldn’t take your hairline though.
     
    Typrune Goatley, AC1D1K, Rum and 11 others like this.
  7. VVarhead

    VVarhead Bullet Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2014
    Messages:
    13,265
    Likes Received:
    32,879
    Location:
    Salzburg, Austria
    I converted to Islam, my harem has no problem with me watching MMA.

    Alhamdullilah.
     
  8. Sonny Qc

    Sonny Qc Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2016
    Messages:
    22,726
    Likes Received:
    79,641
    Location:
    Québec City, CAN
    Missed UFC 151 & 176
     
  9. Rondas Pillow

    Rondas Pillow Black Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2015
    Messages:
    5,181
    Likes Received:
    13,634
    Wife has never stopped me from watching. She likes to watch too.
     
  10. hunt12

    hunt12 Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2014
    Messages:
    271
    Likes Received:
    540
    Hahaha not going to lie has caused some trouble.
     
    Yashabo and Clippy like this.
  11. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2014
    Messages:
    28,695
    Likes Received:
    118,048
    Location:
    Lake Jackson
     
  12. hunt12

    hunt12 Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2014
    Messages:
    271
    Likes Received:
    540
    The dream.
     
  13. mb23100

    mb23100 Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2012
    Messages:
    18,666
    Likes Received:
    48,675
    Missed Jones DC 2 because I was on Catalina Island.
     
  14. puppybird

    puppybird the wasteland champ

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2015
    Messages:
    3,330
    Likes Received:
    5,667
    I missed UFC 208 because I was having dinner with George and Amal Clooney in Lake Como.

    So inconsiderate!
     
    BlastoiseDad and MMA since 1993 like this.
  15. Big Tuppy Hole

    Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2007
    Messages:
    19,276
    Likes Received:
    6,781
    I quit my job to watch May/Mac
     
    DorianGray, BoyGeorge, Clippy and 4 others like this.
  16. Big Tuppy Hole

    Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2007
    Messages:
    19,276
    Likes Received:
    6,781
    Should have called d in a white pointer sighting or manned up
     
  17. BoyGeorge

    BoyGeorge Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2018
    Messages:
    576
    Likes Received:
    844
    [​IMG]
     
  18. tbpredator

    tbpredator Green Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2008
    Messages:
    1,332
    Likes Received:
    819
    Location:
    canada
    ZdyFb6w.gif
     
  19. ApplesVild

    ApplesVild Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2015
    Messages:
    4,423
    Likes Received:
    6,014
    Never missed any event because I am single and just use women for sex
     
  20. rodn86

    rodn86 Blue Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2013
    Messages:
    560
    Likes Received:
    541
    Location: Austria

    In this day and age that actually checks out.

    Also KYS.
     
    JoshR86 and Fight Professor like this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.