Dude next to me at the bar just ordered a salad "no lettuce"

[Bald1]

Would make sense if it was chef salad with other leafy greens.

 

[HomeRun916]

Maybe he got spinach or some shit.

 

[Rhood]

So basically he wants:
Croutons, bacon bits, a few cherry tomatoes, some cucumber slices, a bell pepper ring, and salad dressing.

And if that was a Caesar salad, it would just be croutons, salad dressing, and shredded cheese. LOL

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Had an ex that would order a meatball sub at Subway with no meatballs. She liked the sauce on the bread. Pizza. She liked pizza.

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

Give me a rum and coke hold the rum

If someone ordered that I'd charge them for a rum and coke.

 

[octopus]

Had an ex that would order a meatball sub at Subway with no meatballs. She liked the sauce on the bread. Pizza. She liked pizza.

My current gf loves chicken wings but she doesn't like the meat that's close to the bone :|

 

[Estemachine]

His first mistake was ordering food at a bar.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Lettuce is a filler. Like rice. Piss it off and give me a greece salad

 

[ShinkanPo]

Didn't know you could do that

You should have beaten him up bad, that will be funny when it hits the news.

Man got beaten up for ordering a salad with no lettuce!

 

[Hogey]

Lettuce is for poor people especially that iceberg lettuce.

 

[lsa]

I'll have a cheeseburger but hold the cheese.

Now you took it too far.
Not cool dude. Not cool.

 

[Osculater]

Now you took it too far.
Not cool dude. Not cool.

What now hold the burger well that's just crazy talk yo