Dude next to me at the bar just ordered a salad "no lettuce"

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  1. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    {<huh}

    Didn't know you could do that
     
  2. MXZT Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    That's pretty cool.
     
  3. Peteyandjia Winter Booth Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Give me a rum and coke hold the rum
     
  5. My name is Shawn

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    So what did he get
     
  6. jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    In the UK it's known as a Glasgow Salad.

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  7. IReallyDoTrainUFC Banned Banned

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    That has to be over 3000 calories.
     
  8. therealdope Titanium Belt

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    Probably higher.

    This one is apparently 7,000 calories.

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  9. Ares Black Plutonium Belt

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    There are a bunch of tasty lettuceless salads. Horiatiki, Tabouleh, etc.
     
  10. supnmunm Black Belt

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    Croutons and Cesar dressing, don't knock it til you try it
     
  11. Osculater Red Belt

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    I'll have a cheeseburger but hold the cheese.
     
  12. IReallyDoTrainUFC Banned Banned

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    That's 3 and a half days calories for an average man. Crazy.
     
  13. therealdope Titanium Belt

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    Or one meal for a fat fuck cruising around in a scooter.
     
  14. IReallyDoTrainUFC Banned Banned

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    I just shat my shorts.
     
  15. CWMMA Purple Belt

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    Maybe he wanted the other leafy greens only?

    Lettuce is a waste of a chew.
     
  16. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    Maybe the salad had spinach, cabbage, or dandelion greens, arugala, the are lots of greens besides lettuce.

    And if they don't have that stuff, then I guess he'll get carrots, cucumbers, and whatever else they put on it.
     
  17. Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    Those look awesome.
     
  18. loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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    Irn Bru evens it out and pulls it down to around 165 calories.
     
  19. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Where do you get that at? I’m heading to London in a few weeks. I’m going to try and eat one.
     
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    That's an alpha move
     

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