Economy Donald Trump launches sneaker line

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Trump gonna bring back the shoe hotline

 
Blows my mind that people will actually buy these. Even if they were not 15x more expensive then they should be, it is still a crap sneaker.
 
Seems pretty much exactly as advertised. What part of it duplicitous or a scam? I consider Theranos a grift. I consider Elon marketing himself as a free speech absolutist when he's a capitalist at heart to be a grift. I consider Ibram X Kendi's fundraising off junk science to be a grift. I consider Trump raising money off the "big lie" a grift. Selling junk shoes because people like your brand isn't a grift; the people know what they are getting.

Probably because most things trump puts his name on don't end very well. Remember trump steaks? Trump University... ? The list goes on lol
 
Probably because most things trump puts his name on don't end very well. Remember trump steaks? Trump University... ? The list goes on lol

The Trump name has established itself to represent failure. Trump Hotels, Trump Casinos, Trump Airlines, Trump Marina, Trump Beverages, Trump Castle, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Ice, the Trump board game, Trump Magazine, TrumpCoin, Tour De Trump, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump SOHO, Trump Calogne, the Trump Foundation, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Plaza, Trump Golf Puerto Rico, Trump Shuttle, Trump Network, Trump Travel, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump Dating, Trump Princess, Trump Princess II, The Trump Network, Don. Jr. and Eric Trump, Trump Vodka, Trump Jupiter, Trump IPO, Trump's twitter account, Trump's border wall, Trump's online blog, Trump's first two marriages, Trump's re-election, Trump's 66 post-election lawsuits, Trump's lawyers, Trump's insurrection, and the Trump presidency!
 
The Trump name has established itself to represent failure. Trump Hotels, Trump Casinos, Trump Airlines, Trump Marina, Trump Beverages, Trump Castle, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Ice, the Trump board game, Trump Magazine, TrumpCoin, Tour De Trump, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump SOHO, Trump Calogne, the Trump Foundation, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Plaza, Trump Golf Puerto Rico, Trump Shuttle, Trump Network, Trump Travel, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump Dating, Trump Princess, Trump Princess II, The Trump Network, Eric, Don jr. & Ivanka Trump, Trump Vodka, Trump Jupiter, Trump IPO, Trump's twitter account, Trump's border wall, Trump's online blog, Trump's re-election, Trump's 66 post-election lawsuits, Trump's lawyers, Trump's insurrection, and the Trump presidency!

Lol. I didn't want to go through the list . You have more heart than me.
 


not a cult btw


ahhh yes. honest, don, the beacon of christian and family values. the guy who never goes to church, has an entire wall along a new york street dedicated to 20,000 of his lies he told while in office, could never once recall a single line from the bible (his favorite book) every time he was asked, and cheated on his wife with a whore from the gangbang videos while his wife was at home caring to their newborn child.

imagine throwing your dignity away for a rapist, a fraudster, and a sneaker salesman who wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire. its totally not a cult.
 
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ahhh yes. the christian who doesnt go to church, and could never recall a single line from the bible (his favorite book) every time he's asked, and the guy who cheated on his wife with a whore from the gangbang videos while his wife was at home caring to their newborn child. what a devoted christian family man.

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what an awesome christian
 
"These shoes are unlike anything we've ever seen. The other day I had a guy, a famous guy, basketball player, N-B-A... he came up to me and told me ("sir, these are the best shoes I've ever worn. I scored more points in a game than I've ever scored, but the liberal media won't let you see that game, totally rigged, just like your court cases and the election. You did nothing wrong and neither did these shoes.")

What's sad is that I can't tell if this parody or if that retard really said this.
 
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what an awesome christian

this is an odd thing to say for sure but it's on-brand for the king of blowhards, right?

"look at me, i'm donny. i'm so attractive. i only date attractive women and produce only attractive offspring. you plebs can't get ivanka, only attractive guys like me can".


"hey everyone, look at what i've produced. i bet you're jealous of my genes, huh?". dude's literally parading around the product of his nutsack the way people do cars.

honestly, how are you guys surprised?

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this is an odd thing to say for sure but it's on-brand for the king of blowhards, right?

"look at me, i'm donny. i'm so attractive. i only date attractive women and produce only attractive offspring. you plebs can't get ivanka, only attractive guys like me can".


"hey everyone, look at what i've produced. i bet you're jealous of my genes, huh?". dude's literally parading around the product of his nutsack the way people do cars.

honestly, how are you guys surprised?

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where do you draw the line with Trump?
 
where do you draw the line with Trump?

i don't know, but i'll know it when i see it. i'm just surprised that a man who wants to attach his name to everything and everyone while overpricing their value is off-brand to you guys.

"omg, donny's marketing his daughter as a hot piece of ass. a boastful sleaze like him would never do that."

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The whole sneaker collection thing is weird to me, but sneakerheads will buy 'em up. Think of the returns if the dude actually gets elected again. It's not like it's a regular business. They're probably shit, and fall apart in rain, but there ain't too many Bel-Air Trump's out there.
Wonder how many are made? It’s a risk. But could Pay off. Say he is president again, or goes to prison. Those could easily sell for a few grand to some hick maga boy.
 
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