Does everybody in the forum have a 12 inch shlong?
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Really??? 15 inches????? Fuck me... I wonder if my HMO would cover that.
What kinda surgery is it?
Originally posted by caleb
AJax you obviously have NOT seen the classic movie "little white chicks and big black monster dicks"
LOL. No, I can't say I have. But really, if someone had a 12 incher and stuck it in all the way it would go up past the chick's stomach. I don't believe anyone is that big, not even the "black monsters." Seriously man, get a tape measure, stretch it out and look at the 12 inch mark, and try to imagine someone's schlong being that big. There's just no way. It would go out as far as your knee!
I was just guessing...with surgery almost anything is possible. 15 inches may be too much
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Don't feel too bad....... unless a chick is naturally born with large, gaping "area of love", the only chicks that are going to be looking to get skewered on 15 inches of pole are the ones who've been dug out by countless minions before you.... and you really, really don't want that, no matter how hot and ready one chick may be.
Here's the counter for the short guys.... when she laughs at your small wee wee, laugh back at her. Tell her something like "while we're being honest...
*your have funny nipples
*your breasts look funny
*do you smell something burning?
*you didn't brush your teeth did you
*don't you trim?
I could go on and on and on...... seriously.....
Here's the counter for the short guys.... when she laughs at your small wee wee, laugh back at her. Tell her something like "while we're being honest...
*your have funny nipples
*your breasts look funny
*do you smell something burning?
*you didn't brush your teeth did you
*don't you trim?
I could go on and on and on...... seriously.....
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boys...maybe I am being naive here...and maybe its because I do not have to deal with ladies, but what kind of women are you guys dating that would laugh and your hoohaa for its size?!.... besides, there's so much more then penis when it comes to sex
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lol... not just that, but I wonder if its the same as with the girls with big tatas not being able to feel the same as those with smaller tatas... ? and if we are talking about porn here, what about when these gents actually cum?... its unreal, I mean its like they shower the ladies from head to toe
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I like Kato's comparison about the tata size. I did not mean to make it sound like anyone has been laughed at for anything, I made the comment in jest... I'm sure no one here (at least I'm hoping no one here) has been laughed at like this, cuz that would reek horribly.
The comparison though, in my opinion, says a great deal about the aesthetics of things. Us guys like the size of a big breastisis... but there comes a point when enough is enough, you know? Kato's right... there's so much more than penis size when it comes to it. I've gotten girls off using, literally, 1/3 of my 'arsenal'. The G spot is very easy to hit once you know where it's at, and it doesn't take 12 feet to get there. Realistically, al that's up there is cervical wall..... and ask any chick who's been bruised, or had a guy go a little too deep for a little too long on her... they'll tell ya it's kinda uncomfy. How do I know? Like I said, I don't like tootin my own horn, so just trust me.
It's a matter of preference, really,... a mentality, if you will. Some girls who aren't necessarily "high-mileage" may want a bigger guy, just to see what it's like. Some may know what they like. Some are happy with 3 inches. The sexual pallette is so diversified these days, it's more a game of finding your match than worrying about if there's a match out there.
The comparison though, in my opinion, says a great deal about the aesthetics of things. Us guys like the size of a big breastisis... but there comes a point when enough is enough, you know? Kato's right... there's so much more than penis size when it comes to it. I've gotten girls off using, literally, 1/3 of my 'arsenal'. The G spot is very easy to hit once you know where it's at, and it doesn't take 12 feet to get there. Realistically, al that's up there is cervical wall..... and ask any chick who's been bruised, or had a guy go a little too deep for a little too long on her... they'll tell ya it's kinda uncomfy. How do I know? Like I said, I don't like tootin my own horn, so just trust me.
It's a matter of preference, really,... a mentality, if you will. Some girls who aren't necessarily "high-mileage" may want a bigger guy, just to see what it's like. Some may know what they like. Some are happy with 3 inches. The sexual pallette is so diversified these days, it's more a game of finding your match than worrying about if there's a match out there.
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wooo hoooo yeah for Dave!...
Not to mention dolls that if the girl is not in the right frame of mind there is nothing you are going to be able to do to get her off...there for, the magic word..FORPLAY!!! besides one thing is if you are with someone just to get off, but if you are with someone that you would like to spend the rest of your life with, there is nothing better then asking what does or doesn't feel right, sounds cliche, but communication rocks and of course lack of inhibitions
Not to mention dolls that if the girl is not in the right frame of mind there is nothing you are going to be able to do to get her off...there for, the magic word..FORPLAY!!! besides one thing is if you are with someone just to get off, but if you are with someone that you would like to spend the rest of your life with, there is nothing better then asking what does or doesn't feel right, sounds cliche, but communication rocks and of course lack of inhibitions
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She's speakin my language now.
So many guys narrow the act down to "insert, thrust, repeat if necessary".... like they're reading the directions off the shaving cream they used. Something so cryptic as the language of intamacy really doesn't have to be so cryptic at all..... because Kato's right. Unless you're listening and learning, and she's doing the same... actively... and enjoying it actively... man, you're settin yourself up for a looooooong night, and in this case that is not a good thing.
There's so much more to it than size... what about touching? Intimacy? What about communication? What about the things that lead up to foreplay (fore-foreplay.... trust me, just as important)? What about setting the mood? Come on! Get with it guys.
So many guys narrow the act down to "insert, thrust, repeat if necessary".... like they're reading the directions off the shaving cream they used. Something so cryptic as the language of intamacy really doesn't have to be so cryptic at all..... because Kato's right. Unless you're listening and learning, and she's doing the same... actively... and enjoying it actively... man, you're settin yourself up for a looooooong night, and in this case that is not a good thing.
There's so much more to it than size... what about touching? Intimacy? What about communication? What about the things that lead up to foreplay (fore-foreplay.... trust me, just as important)? What about setting the mood? Come on! Get with it guys.
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We need more girls here who are willing to enlighten the men like this. Perhaps every other topic won't be discussing cock and needing money to score.
Welcome, Kato. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Welcome, Kato. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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Originally posted by Dave Hojak
We need more girls here who are willing to enlighten the men like this. Perhaps every other topic won't be discussing cock and needing money to score.
Welcome, Kato. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Thank you...I think we all fall in to the routine of assuming instead of asking... if you ask, I will answer always with the truth... well at least my truth
sometimes it may not be pretty, but it will be honest
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It's easy to do when you think you know a lot. I try to be wary of it..... even when I'm sure I'm right, there's always that little tinge in the back of my mind that says "Dave, if you were wrong right now, you'd look like the most arrogant prick ever". And it's true, too.... which is why I try not to state too many things as facts. Cars... forget it. Computers... sometimes, make it quick. Sports... don't get me started. But women..... different story completely. I'll talk about the ladies all day, and it's even more fun when ladies are involved (hahahahaha).
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Hey Kato this communication over size makes sense , but really while we're on penises do girls prefer circumcized or un. Some of my buddiesgo running around like being uncut is the greatest thing but is there any difference?
