Does everybody in the forum have a 12 inch shlong?

[skyboat]

I guess im just a bit over average Hex

 

[black lion]

Originally posted by Meat Fist
Don't you watch porn? It's riddled with many less than stellar brothers. And so as not to stereotype let's give BL the benefit of the doubt that he has a small penis.

LMAO!!

 

[the fearless hyena]

Man, i wish mine was average. I'm pitifully small. I tell people i was overcircumsized, but it doesn't seem to fly. I weep when i masturbate. And scream out "Why, God, why?"

It hurts to be so honest all the time.....

 

[bob]

i like all males would love to be 12 inches but have to settle for 2 inches.....from the ground. muhahhahaha

 

[AJax]

No one has a 12 inch dick. Think about it. If you got an erection, you'd probably pass out. Anyone who actually DOES have one that big is either a freak of nature, had surgery, or is just lying.

On another note, in high school we had a sexual "specialist" come in and talk to us. For what it's worth, he told us that the avg size was 5.9 to 6.1 inches, and that the biggest "real" one was around 8.5 or 9 (I don't remember exactly, but it was under 10). I won't believe any picture somewhere on the internet that says otherwise (not that I would go looking for them).

LOL @ this thread

 

[Hojak]

AJax, come on bro. You're gonna tell me that you're taking the word of some penis specialist who got paid to come to your high school and have a "Don't Cry About Being Hung High" campaign? Haven't you read national geographic ever? They have indian tribes out there who have like 2 year rituals where they take the penis of a small boy and tie it to a rhino, and like they stretch this fuckin thing from like a quarter of an inch to like15 feet. Also dude, they have ceremonies and shit where they have elephants stomp your testicles to make them swell over the course of your lifetime, and then, like, they literally need small children to tagalong just to carry their sack. Fuckin amazing man... so don't go buyin that shit about the biggest penis only being like 9 or 10 inches. Urban legend designed to ease the ego.

Let's be honest here guys...... and ladies, please step in if I'm wrong. Realistically, not every girl needs to be punished with 9 - 12 inches of wee wee at every sitting. I'd like you geeklings to go to www.findthegspot.com (but not if you're at work), and pay some attention. Click around and find out what you see. You'd be surprised. The G Spot is not reached by trying to drill for oil. It's true... it's damn true. I hate coming off like I'm tooting my own horn, but take it from me... I've had relationships that have lasted longer than some people have been married here, and for a darn good reason.

 

[I.J.S.]

I got the tool and skills to use

 

[Chrits]

Dave your the man! Thats was some educational shit LOL. Make that a must read! Who said Sherdog wasnt good for the kids.

 

[Kato]

Speaking from a ladies point of view, if I was to be with a guy with a 12inch hooha I would run the other way screaming "you want to put that where...?!"

 

[caleb]

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[Hojak]

I don't really like that shit, but I accidentally downloaded a bunch of it one time from usenet (I see "blonde" in the fuckin title and I'm on it). In ways I feel sorry for the hoes in these movies, cuz they get absolutely fuckin punished, and it must completely ruin any other white guy for them ever, ever again. It doesn't always look like they're having the best time either. Having sex with these girls after enough of this must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.... seriously. I'm glad that guys don't get wear and tear, cuz like, if my wee wee got more limp each time I had sex I'd be PISSED.

 

[Kato]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak
AJax, come on bro. You're gonna tell me that you're taking the word of some penis specialist who got paid to come to your high school and have a "Don't Cry About Being Hung High" campaign? Haven't you read national geographic ever? They have indian tribes out there who have like 2 year rituals where they take the penis of a small boy and tie it to a rhino, and like they stretch this fuckin thing from like a quarter of an inch to like15 feet. Also dude, they have ceremonies and shit where they have elephants stomp your testicles to make them swell over the course of your lifetime, and then, like, they literally need small children to tagalong just to carry their sack. Fuckin amazing man... so don't go buyin that shit about the biggest penis only being like 9 or 10 inches. Urban legend designed to ease the ego.

Let's be honest here guys...... and ladies, please step in if I'm wrong. Realistically, not every girl needs to be punished with 9 - 12 inches of wee wee at every sitting. I'd like you geeklings to go to www.findthegspot.com (but not if you're at work), and pay some attention. Click around and find out what you see. You'd be surprised. The G Spot is not reached by trying to drill for oil. It's true... it's damn true. I hate coming off like I'm tooting my own horn, but take it from me... I've had relationships that have lasted longer than some people have been married here, and for a darn good reason.

I have to agree... you can have a 12inch hooha but that dosen't mean you are going to make a girl reach orgasm...besides, pain and brute force is not enjoyable...

 

[Hojak]

.... unless you're in the ring.... then, brute force is the only fucking way to go.

 

[Kato]

yes...but we are talking about shlongs here and being a girl I can say that brute force is not pleasurable in the bedroom...please note that I am saying brute...a little force is always nice

 

[Kato]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak
I don't really like that shit, but I accidentally downloaded a bunch of it one time from usenet (I see "blonde" in the fuckin title and I'm on it). In ways I feel sorry for the hoes in these movies, cuz they get absolutely fuckin punished, and it must completely ruin any other white guy for them ever, ever again. It doesn't always look like they're having the best time either. Having sex with these girls after enough of this must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.... seriously. I'm glad that guys don't get wear and tear, cuz like, if my wee wee got more limp each time I had sex I'd be PISSED.

not sure why I am going here, but now a days they do have plastic surgery to reshape the area...

 

[Hojak]

Surgical reconstruction of my wee wee's innerworkings doesn't sound too awesome.... I can imagine it'd sound just as attractive to the ladies.

 

[Kato]

what I mean is, if the ladies out there who are a bit on the loose side (no pun intented) are having problem during sex because they can no longer feel it...they can fix the problem. If women out there get breast implants even though the possibility exist that they might loose feelings in their breast and still do it...I think porn stars would maybe reconstruct their....womenhood

 

[Meat Fist]

I'm with ya Steven, why is the sexual pressure always on the guy anyway. It's not the size of the schlamezzel it's the vastness of the vagina! Don't get your penis enlarged, find a smaller recepticle, if you're already in love, well then a surgical "knit one pearl two" may be in order.

 

[Hojak]

That one Houston chick that did that insane gangbang had to have part of her labia removed..... sounds kinda.... unsettling, if you will.

Here's a good question..... if your balls started to hang real low, would you have excess ball skin removed?

 

[AJax]

Originally posted by Dave Hojak
AJax, come on bro. You're gonna tell me that you're taking the word of some penis specialist who got paid to come to your high school and have a "Don't Cry About Being Hung High" campaign?

He didn't come to talk about that--just anything that had to do with sexuality. The question came up, and he quoted the stats. I have no reason not to believe him...especially in contrast to a random web page.

Haven't you read national geographic ever? They have indian tribes out there who have like 2 year rituals where they take the penis of a small boy and tie it to a rhino, and like they stretch this fuckin thing from like a quarter of an inch to like15 feet.

Oh MAN! That's just no good. But anyway, even if it's true, that doesn't say much about how big it would have been if he left it alone. It was "doctored" in whatever case you speak (not in the medical sense).

Also dude, they have ceremonies and shit where they have elephants stomp your testicles to make them swell over the course of your lifetime, and then, like, they literally need small children to tagalong just to carry their sack. Fuckin amazing man... so don't go buyin that shit about the biggest penis only being like 9 or 10 inches. Urban legend designed to ease the ego.

Again, I'm talking natural here. Someone can also get a 15 inch dick with surgery these days. And dude, elephants stomping on your nads to make your sac drag?! Oh man.