I'm only interested in exciting fighters/fights, sorry I don't enjoy watching paint dry like you do.
Hey now, don't knock watching paint dry--it can be quite entrancing.
Granted, not quite as much fun as having an erotic fixation on an MMA fighter, like you do, but still ok. At least the paint on my wall is applied cleanly and evenly--quite unlike the ... uh ... well, you know ... while you're massaging yourself and thinking of GSP.
I don't know you, but I know enough about your type, professionally, to know that you're attracted to GSP and frustrated at your inability to be close to him. Even your user name announces this: you want deeply to be the "rassler" who will feel his body pressed close to GSP's.
I wish to say, though, that there's nothing wrong with your longing. It's no less natural than an MMA fan who fantasizes about Arianni. I am just sad for you, and your self-loathing. I wish you peace and love, and I sincerely hope that you'll find love with a lithe, hard-bodied French Canadian, as you seem to wish.
I have no doubt that you'll LOVE being pinned, rassler.