Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

he is an apocalyptic fighter one the four of the apocaylypse
 
Best thread ever, at first i was reading and was wondering if I was the only one who didnt know what was going on, there was some beautiful moments in there thank goodness Sakara will go to all the effort to wear a binbag in the sauna for the good uppermanagement people. Before this thread I did not care for Sakara now he is probably my favourite fighter of all time which may or may not be running out.
 
and yes friends, neighbors, colleagues so dies 2010 apocalyptic alessio sakara thread it had a good run some said it would never last 20pages some said 50 and it went all the way to 75 it was the small thread that refused to stop it screamed to the world be crazy and crazies will come and so we did posting crazy talk and shopped pictures sure some didnt understand but this thread wasnt made for 'joe average fight fan' it was made for joe crazy so I salute you Apocalyptic Fighter thread and you Fstep and you crazy sherdog posters for without all three we would have never made it to 75pages
 
and yes friends, neighbors, colleagues so dies 2010 apocalyptic alessio sakara thread it had a good run some said it would never last 20pages some said 50 and it went all the way to 75 it was the small thread that refused to stop it screamed to the world be crazy and crazies will come and so we did posting crazy talk and shopped pictures sure some didnt understand but this thread wasnt made for 'joe average fight fan' it was made for joe crazy so I salute you Apocalyptic Fighter thread and you Fstep and you crazy sherdog posters for without all three we would have never made it to 75pages

75 pages and still going strong!
 
and yes friends, neighbors, colleagues so dies 2010 apocalyptic alessio sakara thread it had a good run some said it would never last 20pages some said 50 and it went all the way to 75 it was the small thread that refused to stop it screamed to the world be crazy and crazies will come and so we did posting crazy talk and shopped pictures sure some didnt understand but this thread wasnt made for 'joe average fight fan' it was made for joe crazy so I salute you Apocalyptic Fighter thread and you Fstep and you crazy sherdog posters for without all three we would have never made it to 75pages

How can the thread stop before either the fourth fighter is revealed or the apocolypse comes?
 
How can the thread stop before either the fourth fighter is revealed or the apocolypse comes?

Yes. Unfortunately it must stop so we can perhaps continue this another day. Let's all just relish the fact that in his infinite wisdom Sakara let us live another day to see another fight.

For now, let's not kick the dead 'apocaliptyc' horse and patiently wait for the upper management to decide when to return Sakara and bring forth the apocolips.

Until then my friends,

Stay in the sauna,
Wear the black bags.

It was real.
 
I have seen the light.
The great quasiprophet FStep will enlighten us on this day.
 
I see the thread survived my being sick, but not by a whole lot.

To try to give it a bit more of a pulse, but more importantly to gain a deeper understanding of this profoundly important issue, I've decided to filter-translate Fstep's second post in this thread.

just to give you guys a quick example of what he has accomplished via his mystique when compared to what he has done in the octagon at least on the average of his occasions. makes it almost sad to see what the ufc hype machine is able to do to some but not to others who are perhaps more deserving due to their determination and work ethic and most importantly SKILL SET

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So, much like I did to his first post several pages ago, I'm going to run this through an Internet translation program several times in order to see if it can help uncover hidden meaning. Normally, I would use Google translate for a few reasons, namely:

1- It's simply a better tool and actually translates quite well for what it is.

2- It allows me to chain-translate. For example, I can translate the text into Italian, then take the Italian version and translate it into German, and then take that one and translate it into Russian, and so on. With other programs, I generally have to bring it back to English before I can translate it into another language.

However, I will use Yahoo's Babel Fish instead for a few other reasons:

1- My username. If you don't get one reference, then you probably won't get the other. As was pointed out to me (I believe it was by Brother Dochter, but I'm not going back to find out for sure), as the translator to the Holy Posts of the GQSA, it must have been Sakara's purpose that my username would be "Zaphod Beeblebrox" and that there would be an online translation program out there called "Babel Fish". We couldn't simply ignore this amazing turn of events or dismiss it as a simple coincidence. I may not be a fatalist, but when it comes to Alessio fucking Sakara, you'd better bet your ass that everything happens for a reason. If anything in the Sakaran universe breaks that rule, Sakara will use his apocoliptic baxing and knock its eyeball unconscious.

2- In the best case, the results will be dadaist. In the worst, they will make even less sense than that.

All right, without further ado, I'm gonna start translatin' me some prophesies. As I did before, I will post each translation in turn, so that you can follow the text's evolution. To be clear, I won't be translating the original over and over. I'll be taking each new translation and translating it in turn into another language.

I tried again to follow a sensible course. I used each language for a reason and I'll try to explain the reasoning behind each.

First, I went with Italian. If you can't figure out why I'm starting with Italian in a thread about Alessio fucking Sakara, I would request that you stop reading now. This post/thread is not for you.

So, here is the result from Italian back to English:

as soon as for dargli the types an example express of what has completed via its mystic once confronted to what has made nell' octagon at least in average of its occasions. the machine of advertising campaign of the ufc renders nearly sad to see what can make some but not to that they are perhaps more to deserve due their ethics of the job and determination and for more l' WITH of ABILITY

Then, I went to Russian in tribute to the 100% bona-fide no doubt about it apocoliptic fighter, Fedor Emelianenko. The result:

as soon as for dargli types example express which completed through its mysticism of times of [yy] to what makes nell' octagon at least on the average its cases. the machine of the advertizing campaign of ufc present to almost sad to see that it can make certain but not to that they as more as possible in order to deserve the proper of their ethics of work and determination, also, for more than l' WITH THE ABILITY

The next sensible step was to go through Portuguese. BJJ is too important to be dismissed on an MMA board and with all due respect to the hippies and their "mission control", BJJ is in fucking Portuguese. From it, we get:

as soon as for the types example of dargli express of that [JJ finished with its misticismo them times] what makes nell' octagon at least in the average its cases. the machine of the campaign of advertising of ufc current the almost sad one to see that it can assure but to that one they as so more possible the end not to deserve the appropriate one of its ethics of the work and the determination, also, for more than what l' WITH THE ABILITY

The other lingua franca of MMA, Japanese:

Immediately because of the type example of that clear dargli nell' Something which is made [misticismo those times of JJ which is ended]; Average octagon at least when. Machine what kind of l' of campaign of announcement of the flow of ufc; Work because many and in appropriate 1 of ethics of decision, in addition, whether almost sad ones where those you look at that you can guarantee from the edge not being worthy of so as possible; Using ability

Since part of the point of this is to figure out whether or not Ubereem will be apocoliptic once he weighs 900 tons, Dutch is the final one. For those of you who embrace the idea that Ubereem will not be a part of the apocolips, feel free to reject the canonical nature of this one:

Immediately because of the type example of that clear dargli nell' Something what is made [misticismo which times of JJ which become gebe
 
Hmm... This does indeed make a strong case for Ubereem, but it's not the smoking gun for which I was hoping.

To me this is quite convincing since 900 tons is divisible by one. That's certainly no coincidence.
 
I spoke to FStep today, and he felt this thread and his teachings should take their own path with no more guidance from him.
You can find him in the strength and conditioning forums.
 
I spoke to FStep today, and he felt this thread and his teachings should take their own path with no more guidance from him.
You can find him in the strength and conditioning forums.

Indeed!

I need to collect all his thoughts on the matter here. So allow me to quote the exchange from the other thread:

Not to get off your topic brother FStep, but have you been to your Apocoliptic Sakara thread???
You litteraly have hundreds of people waiting for your guidance there!

i have but the sad thing is 90% of those people are not taking it seriously even though the concept itself can really revolutionze the way fighters use intimidation tactics which in my opinion is the next step in the evolution of mma

now back on topic

Now back on topic, indeed. I knew Fstep would show us the way!
 
Sakara will deliver us from the evil clutches of the hairless one Dana White and reward our good faith with superior boxing, a passable ground game, and sleazy tattoos.
 
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