Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or

To attain the scribe, one must first see the elders at the top of the mountain M-1. Then he must take the red pill and travel to the land known as "Russia" to seek out a warrior named Emelianenko. It is said that he knows of the ancient scribe...

Good luck with that. I hear the mighty warrior joined a different quest: to fight an exhibition bout in Moscow.
 
Yea, behold--now that Irvin's eye is injured, he'll be spending even more time in sauna--black bagging it, verily!!!!
 
And from the higher planes Upper Management sent forth the Sandman, Morpheus, the bringer of dreams. An verily did he set foot in onto the holy octagonal field of conflict, full of devilish intent and malicious pride. Behold! Sakara plucked the light from his right eye, and extinguished the fire in his heart. Morpheus cowered by the power of Sakara and the possibility of a eternity in darkness retreated to whence he had come. And the masses trembled because they had witnessed the beginning of the end.
 
some how i knew i needed to come back to this thread after i heard of the victory the Great Sakara enjoyed in his sauna among the upper management
 
I am... confused.

Jim Cozad will explain, he has your black bag, he is in the sauna in the boat of upper management. Mike Russo will also be there after he is done talking with BJ Penn in the sauna of the LV airport. They are wearing black bags and talking of Fedor and Julius Ceaser!
 
Jim Cozad will explain, he has your black bag, he is in the sauna in the boat of upper management. Mike Russo will also be there after he is done talking with BJ Penn in the sauna of the LV airport. They are wearing black bags and talking of Fedor and Julius Ceaser!

Yet you forget one simple truth revealed earlier in this thread: "To those who understand, no explanation is needed. To those who do not, no explanation is good enough."
 
The Apocoliptic warrior has spoken. With one concentrated retina strike the world will now know of black trash bags, that not even now upper magament will be able to contain the Crocop of 2006 OWGP.
 
Yet you forget one simple truth revealed earlier in this thread: "To those who understand, no explanation is needed. To those who do not, no explanation is good enough."

That's just something people who can't explain things well say. Sort of like how fat chicks say that true beuty is on the inside. Everyone knows the true beuty of fat chicks is their huge knockers and great ability to give head.
 
That's just something people who can't explain things well say. Sort of like how fat chicks say that true beuty is on the inside. Everyone knows the true beuty of fat chicks is their huge knockers and great ability to give head.

Forgive me. Your wisdom and understanding are greatly superior to mine. I have much to learn and prepare myself for that which is imminent. The apocolipse will soon be upon us.

I shall not waste my time idly.
 
The upper managment was heavily involved in this one. And to think, we would never have witnessed it if the guida fight was televised.

Instead they chose the starving ethiopian that goes by the name: bukakalabombadabobomazuka zulu James Irvin to sacrifice his eyeball so that we may see.
 
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is his roman warrior mistique just raising his stock in the eyes of superior opponents and upper level management

i'm not referring to whether you the sherdog poster buys into it offcourse, it's more in terms of his opponents and by upper level management i don't refer to dana, joe silva or even any high level promoters, the sponsorships are what drive these fighters to sweat in those black bags they always wear in the sauna, no chance can dana make someone do that, we as human beings are driven by the desire for wealth, social acceptance, and once we hit our mid 30s our legacy (i'm not quite sure of sakara's age). to me personally the latter would be meaningless as i do not buy into the afterlife aspect so who cares what people think after i'm gone but someone religious like fedor would for sure think otherwise which is why he trains so hard and i can't imaging anyone arguing the success of his labor, although i don't think sakara is anywhere near in the same boat

but lets stay on topic, what makes Sakara the threat that he is even though his skill set may be lightyears behind him

I mean, I just dont get it...and I read it 10 times....what are you trying to say?
 
hey wtf is Zaphod Beeblebrox did he give up on the religion has he turned a blind eye to the faith
 
I mean, I just dont get it...and I read it 10 times....what are you trying to say?

"Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak, empty of all thoughts. Always keep your body filled with light and heat. Fill yourself with the power of wisdom and enlightenment."
-Morihei Ueshiba-
 
I have nothing to add.Just wanted to be part of this great thread.
This made my fucking day ,which was excellent by the way :D.
 
Sakara will never be a world beater, for the same reason he hasnt been one yet. He has really crisp and powerful striking but his problem has and always will be his weak chin. I dont know what his wrestling and jiu jitsu is like as I dont think Ive ever seen a fight of his go to the ground

Do you go to Church on Sunday just for the free grape juice and crackers?
 
are you insinuating that sakara is an angel?
 
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