My butler always pours them in a crystal glass.
Unless your butler is named Alfred, I'm pretty sure he jerked off in your crystal glass before pouring you the drinks.
Game over man, game over.
I'm that weird guy who'll use a straw. I get made fun of all the time.
For safety reasons or you enjoy sucking liquids from a tube?
lol if youre the type that is that paranoid about germs and shit, youre likely less healthy than everyone else because your immune system never gets a work out
This thought has honestly never even crossed my mind until this thread. Also thought this thread was going to be about tits.