Do you wipe your cans before you put your lips on them?

[Clippy]

I'm talking any cans - pop - energy drinks - beer

You don't know who handled those lids before right? And I don't even want to get into what can happen in the factory.

So do you wipe off the top or just drink and hope for the best?

You can't even use straws these days cause apparently it's destroying the environment

 

[Liquid Smoke]

No I prefer dirty cans.

 

[Tone C]

Nope, my father used to but I like to live dangerously...

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

I never really think about it, so no.

 

[Clippy]

I never really think about it, so no.

Thank about it man

Seriously

 

[dormammu]

I raw dog them cans

 

[Clippy]

I raw dog them cans

I cringed when I read that

Every year unwiped soda cans kill more people than clothing donation bins

 

[Odysseus]

I would if I drank soda. I once worked at a bank with a vending machine in the break area. Most of my coworkers would get drinks from it and many of them were covered in a dark, sticky residue. Originally they thought a can of Coca Cola exploded, but it didn’t smell sweet. About a year later when the vendor came to swap inventory, he discovered 2 mice had somehow gotten in the machine. They died and liquefied, dripping onto the cans. I’m pretty sure there could have been some kind of lawsuit there.

 

[Clippy]

I would if I drank soda. I once worked at a bank with a vending machine in the break area. Most of my coworkers would get drinks from it and many of them were covered in a dark, sticky residue. Originally they thought a can of Coca Cola exploded, but it didn’t smell sweet. About a year later when the vendor came to swap inventory, he discovered 2 mice had somehow gotten in the machine. They died and liquefied, dripping onto the cans. I’m pretty sure there could have been some kind of lawsuit there.

Shit's terrifying man - I been hearing shit like this recently that inspired my to make this thread and try to save a Sherdoggers life but damn

 

[loyalyolayal]

Wipe if there are no straws available for softdrinks/soda. Wipe for beer. People dieded ingesting rat urine on them cans.

 

[Clippy]

This thread is going to get shut down for being terrifying

 

[Iroh]

Nope and I am still alive

 

[Clippy]

Nope and I am still alive

That's not what your obituary will say

 

[raty tat tat]

I don't drink from cans so no.

 

[spamking]

My years as an environmental health specialist support the decision to wipe them off . . .

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

So far I'm reading that the worst that can be on them is liquified mouse or rat urine, so not really feeling super compelled to start wiping unless there is something potentially worse out there.

 

[I Am Legion]

I used to work in a warehouse. My manager was female and we used to bang all over the place. I’m sure I left dna in some soda cans. We also had rats, squirrels, mice, and raccoons that would shit and piss everywhere. I wipe cans for sure.

 

[MMA since 1993]

My butler always pours them in a crystal glass.

 

[dormammu]

If you eat pussy, then ain't no thing licking a can clean.

 

[dormammu]

And, if you're part them new generation that likes eating bootyhole, well. This is nothing.
Grow some balls Clippy, although that would probably make moving around difficult since your legs are paper clip thin.