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Do you think you could beat Mighty Mouse in a fight?

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Fallout King, Aug 7, 2016.

  1. Fallout King

    Fallout King Banned Banned

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    People always make fun of his height and disrespect his entire career as a dominant champ. I've heard some idiots here think they could starch DJ with zero training.

    I would pay good money to see a reality show where DJ gets to beat the brakes of random guys from sherdog. How long would you guys last for?
     
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  2. irollnaked

    irollnaked Purple Belt

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    yeah i think i could take him
     
  3. joeyjoejoe

    joeyjoejoe Silver Belt

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    I'd cover up and throw bombs, I think I'd last all of two minutes if I'm lucky. I'd give the trained killer the advantage.
     
  4. Turkleton

    Turkleton Purple Belt

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    brah I'm 6ft2 and weigh in at a thick,solid and tight 204,5 lbs and I trained UFC for 3 months
    I could beat 3 mighty mouses at the same time
     
  5. Fallout King

    Fallout King Banned Banned

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    How? No keyboards are allowed.
     
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    Haj01 Silver Belt

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    Sorry to inform you but Mighty Mouse is just a fictional character
     
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    Verace Gold Belt

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    Anyone saying they could must post selfies so we can judge
     
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    Sosua Yeah nah

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    No thanks
     
  9. Arm Barbarian

    Arm Barbarian Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Fuck no.

    Dude is LIGHTNING quick.

    He would light me the fuck up.
     
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    MMAAAM Banned Banned

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    I'm 5"8.5 and no way jose.
     
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  11. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    MM could LITERALLY beat and rape any Sherdogger.
     
  12. Fallout King

    Fallout King Banned Banned

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    So this?
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  13. UL

    UL no more yellows Double Yellow Card

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    Yes.

    HE's a ufc noob
    While I am a pride noob
     
  14. sirmorbach

    sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    Am I allowed to use a gun?

    Seriously though, forget it, mate. Sherdog is a place where people dare to call a fucking world champion a "manlet".
     
  15. Fallout King

    Fallout King Banned Banned

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    I think one punch or kick from DJ would wreck any dumbass here.

    You would need to get a fighter that barely posts here to not crumble immediately
     
  16. AceCooch

    AceCooch Ace Land

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    Yeah I could, I would poke him in the eye first tho
     
  17. Fallout King

    Fallout King Banned Banned

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    Too slow though
     
  18. Joonyer

    Joonyer Green Belt

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    I'm 6'7", 250. He would make me rape myself. And I would thank him for it and go get my shinebox.

    Honestly, I don't fear 99% of guys my size at all. They usually just aren't athletic enough to be a threat. I get the fear from someone that's quicker than me in every way, even if I'm stronger. If they aren't where I think they're going to be, doesn't matter how strong I am.

    I'd think I'd last about 90 seconds. He will have landed about 864 significant strikes by then, and I would tap via skullfuckery.
     
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    Davey Crockett Mane, Firmino, Salah Banned

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    Never fight anyone with cauliflower ear, regardless of size
     

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