Hahaha. Tempting. I’ll have get back to on that.I see why you want to leave.
If you pinky swear not to press charges, I'd be glad to put you in an ambar, dislocate it Meisha Tate style so you have a legit excuse.
Anyways, thats not even really why I want to leave. Long story short I majored in kinesiology and recreation. Had some spontaneous health problems shortly before graduating. I decided to stay away from anything involving too physical activity for a while. I settled for a corporate job. Two years later. Here I am. Not too happy with the path I am on.