- Joined
- Oct 7, 2017
- Messages
- 155
- Reaction score
- 2
It really was. Love when they asked one dude whos the one guy he didnt wanna see. He said Arlovski, moments later guess who walks outThis show was the shit.
EDIT:I hope it doesn't come off as weird that a female relative would talk about her sexual exploits....I do the same with her when it comes to my conquests....we're just tight like that, so don't be jealous
Feel like you are tip toeing around the truth, you bang your cousin.The thing that will always be the most memorable and funny thing to me about mayhem is not his antics, but that my cousin(a girl) gave him a blow job after they met at a house party about 7-8 years ago
she had no idea who was at the time (surprisingly he didn't brag about being a pro mma fighter)
They were both completely wasted so maybe she told who he was but just didn't remember...anyway, he only got a bj off her because apparently dude has a huge dong(I'm talking the horizontal and the vertical....oh yea)
, and my cousin basically asked him to go down on her to "loosen her up" but miller flat out refused and produced a bottle of flavored lube in return
My cousin held her ground and complained that those non water based and flavored lubes give girls yeast infections and that she was insulted that he just didn't go down on her with kiwi watermelon lube (assuming most guys just don't like giving cunnillingus cause of the taste/odor)
Miller shot back that the lube was "cinnamon flavored" and had a sensation that most girls wouldn't enjoy....at which point my cousin called him out for even insinuating he could use it for intercourse in the first place
Long story short Somehow he sweet talked my cousin into conceding to give a bj and they parted ways.....she told me this story at the ihop the next morning as I was hungover AF....I of course reconize him at the party the night before but I had no idea that he slipped away to get a hummer from my cousin
EDIT:I hope it doesn't come off as weird that a female relative would talk about her sexual exploits....I do the same with her when it comes to my conquests....we're just tight like that, so don't be jealous
Not sure why anyone outside of Alabama would be jealous.......we're just tight like that, so don't be jealous
Miller has had some bizarre moments in his life as he went over the top. But, he is really funny and seems like a nice guy as he deals with people. Sometimes "showmen" don't know how to turn it off when not in front of the cameras. We're all human and have failings.
Yeah that one was pricelessI like the episode where the most unathletic fat kid is talking shit to Andrei Arlovski in the stare down and Andrei is just stone cold.