Do you ever wish you were a woman?

[bufetadanacara]

I'd be up for trying it for a few weeks.

Haha.

If that isn't one foot out of the closet, I don't know what is.

Be true to yourself.

 

[Graves The Elder]

If I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian.
on account of I love the bitches.

 

[UFC=Pride]

Hmmm no

 

[Steven_Universe]

Nah. They get periods and child birth sucks, especially before modern medicine.

Also even though they are rarely violent, women are very very mean to each other.

 

[Alphaboy]

Maybe I'd try it to see what it's like, not permanently... Get easy lesbian sex maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I like:

• Being strong and athletic.

• Not ever have to worry about a woman kicking my ass (or worrying about 99% of males being able to kick my ass).

• Not having to put too much emphasis on appearance, make up, heels, uncomfortable shit.

• Periods (like other guys said).

• And not having female friends... I mean, I have some women friends, but the way men and women interact is so different. Women can play mean girls with other women and ostracize them out of a group, a woman can't really ostracize a man (likely we won't care if they do anyway).

• Knowing after 1 fist fight, me and my boys are boys again and not faking it with passive aggressive shit.

• And childbirth... yeesh!

 

[all caps]

This thread is highly suspect. I'll be keeping a close eye.

 

[salamander]

Fuck off with that shit, TS.

 

[Yunes]

Lol a little period blood really isn’t that bad. Not at all.

But we’ve had this conversation before and I just got really lucky with my barely existent period lol.

I'd be the biggest whore lol

 

[Crimson Glory]

<{CMPALM}>

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Tbe thought has never crossed my mind, being a man is great

 

[Adamant]

No, I like being a good driver.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Nah, but I'd try it for a few days if I could just for the experience and free food.

 

[looktwice]

Kardashians does

 

[Otto!]

Sure, I’d go to a lesbian bar and try my pick up skills.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

I wish I was a hawt chick. If I was, I will do some nasty porn. When I see hawt chicks, I fantasize about magically body swapping with them for a day, and just doing what I wish with that body of theirs.

 

[Renard]

Sure, I’d go to a lesbian bar and try my pick up skills.

People forget that attraction is in big part, biological, and most women are heterosexual. If you were put in a female body, you would start craving dick. Kind of horrifying tbh

 

[Otto!]

People forget that attraction is in big part, biological, and most women are heterosexual. If you were put in a female body, you would start craving dick. Kind of horrifying tbh

I would just get a one day pass. NOt long enough for the dick craving to start.

 

[Goonerview]

I don't want to do childbirth, for that alone, I'm glad I'm a man.

 

[Yunes]

I don't want to do childbirth, for that alone, I'm glad I'm a man.

Yeah but you could just get an abortion. Kill someone, how awesome would that be

 

[Shaungotti]

Nah, physically they have it worse in nearly every way.

Menstrual cramps, bleeding, giving birth, hormones, being small and weak. No fucking thanks.