Do you ever wish you were a woman?

If you were a woman for a few weeks, I would make love to you, so that you could understand how it felt.
 
No, not ever. I like being logical and rational.

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Not even a little bit.

Bill Burr nailed it with explaining why they can't be happy...

 
Only when I got to pay or wait in line for something.
 
Pluses : You get hundreds of likes and friend requests on facebook
Minus : Sooner or later you get fooked.
 
Wish? No. But I imagine being an attractive woman has got to feel pretty good for at least a day, or maybe a week, before succumbing the inherent insanity. Plus I like watching a woman masturbate and I already own a pretty boss mirror.
 
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