Did Zack Morris Bang Kelly,Jessie and Lisa In High School

[JAEGERX]

BTW he trains BJJ now.

cant zap the zack

 

[HARRISON_3]

It was a simpler time . . . the 90s.

Lol, I use that phrase all the time.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

True but Scott Baio got metooed by Nichole
Eggert so it can happen to him as well.

Only because she got fat and is irrelevant -- not to say he probably wasn't guilty (I'm sure he is).

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Lol, I use that phrase all the time.

I really do hate reminiscing but damn the 90s and early 2000s were such a great time. Definitely a simpler time - booze, girls, guitars, bmx, skateboards, punk, rap, late nights.

 

[Ice That Jaw]

Tori is a lesbian and Zack had his way with her too.

He even banged her twin.

 

[HARRISON_3]

I really do hate reminiscing but damn the 90s and early 2000s were such a great time. Definitely a simpler time - booze, girls, guitars, bmx, skateboards, punk, rap, late nights.

Indeed.

The internet was starting to get popular, you could stream any song you've ever wanted to hear, no smart phones so you still had to write a chick's number down and meet people the old fashioned way (underrated IMO) and I was about to turn 21.

All in all, it was a magical time.

 

[Ice That Jaw]

I should go back and watch that show.... I loved that show

Hulu has most of the series. It holds up so well and is definitely not a kid's show.

Just skip the first season, the one from the late 80s. Mikey was such a little bitch.

 

[raty tat tat]

Indeed.

The internet was starting to get popular, you could stream any song you've ever wanted to hear, no smart phones so you still had to write a chick's number down and meet people the old fashioned way (underrated IMO) and I was about to turn 21.

All in all, it was a magical time.

Yeah the 90s and early 2000s was a great
time.

 

[HARRISON_3]

team jesse

She couldn't even get into Stansbury.

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

Im sure everyone has saw this but just in case you haven't

They all aged really well, especially Slater. You can see the wrinkles through the makeup on the other actors but not Mario Lopez. Dude's skin is ageless and immaculate. He's 45 with youthful skin, a full head of hair, and more muscle than most 20 year olds. Excellent genes.

Well honestly it seems according to Screetch book that he did not write they did.
Everybody was getting laid IRL except him. Which is why he came a loser.
I shit you not. Screetch should have read his own book before it hit the shelves..

It's ironic because he had the biggest dong out of all them. At least according to Howard Stern.

 

[Philo-Publius]

I remember he had a thing for Kelly but I thought he banged Lisa once and I swore he had a thing with Jessie too.

How did he bang all 3 and still keep the squad together?

He dated Lisa before he dated Kelly. That was covered in the movie Hulu made about it. I didn't hear anything about a thing with Jesse though.

 

[Smokes]

Zack even banged a homeless chick.

 

[raty tat tat]

He really did.

I want to see a rematch since both have
been taking Jiu-Jitsu.

 

[HARRISON_3]

They did have a band.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Zack even banged a homeless chick.

Lolololololol!!!!

 

[Happy Man]

Slater banged all3 too.
Everyone but screech was getting ass

Slater had zacks sloppy seconds.

He kept chasing kelly, but ended up settling for Jessie.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Don’t sleep on Mr. Belding’s powers of seduction, son...

 

[froggyluv]

Breaking the fourth wall[edit]
In Saved by the Bell, Zack breaks the fourth wall on numerous occasions. During many episodes, he would introduce the episode, or speak his opinion on different topics, such as Slater, Kelly, etc. Usually when he is notably worried about something Zack says "Time Out", and make a motion with his hands similar to a basketball player requesting a time out from the referee, and everyone around him freezes. Immediately after, Zack usually offers his opinion, and says "Time In!" when he is finished, and the episode continues.

In "Video Yearbook," Zack uses his ability to stop time to alter the immediate future, when he "Times-Out", to avoid getting punched by Slater. Slater instead punches Mr. Belding because Zack moves out of the room, yet surprisingly none of the characters seem to notice when Zack suddenly disappears. When he "Times-Out" in this instance he also places a piece of paper between the lips of Kelly and a boy she is pretending to kiss.

In another episode, "Glee Club," Zack stops time to give Screech a cassette tape during a performance he was giving with the school choir. His power is able to selectively keep Screech unfrozen, much like Evie Garland's (from the television show Out of This World) ability to freeze and unfreeze time with hand gestures and selectively unfreeze individuals by tagging them.

Oh nice a dissertation on Saved By the Bell. Thanks Mr. Robot Man!

PS: If your not a robot, please up the Adderall

 

[Fizzee Water]

IRL Zach was fucking Lisa

 

[I Am Legion]

Before Zack there was Scott Baio on Charles in Charge. He banged both his comstars as well. He did wait on th eyounger goofy one to get hot years later. And Mr. Right Wing looney tunes Kirk Cameron married his comstar...the hottest chick I had ever seen up until then...Chelsea Noble....